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a bus has 4 seats and an aisle in the middle, yet still fits in the same lane as a car

Every time you hear a “I walked into a bar” joke you imagine the same bar every time.

Night before a day off be more relaxing than the day off

Giving the death penalty to a murderer is the ultimate uno reverse card

As a blind person you can never be 100% sure that you‘re alone in a room

Headbanging is inverted twerking

Reading “fuck off” backwards is probably how a Scottish would say it.

Kids next century will probably hate us for taking all the good usernames.

The stripes on the pride flag are straight.

4 leaf clovers are rare because whenever someone finds one, they pick, and eliminate the mutation from the gene pool.

If a woman is willing to change clothes in front of you she’s either really into you or you’ve hit lvl 100 friend zone.