Larimix

agamemnon: i am trying to bring attention to one of my favourite causes which is me

achilles: the hardest part of this challenge was not telling everyone else that i was going to win

odysseus: the dog is looking at me like “get me the fuck out of here”, i’m looking at the dog like “get ME the fuck out of here”

helen: i don’t have a sugar daddy. i’ve never had a sugar daddy. if i wanted a sugar daddy, yes, i probably could go out and get one because i am what? SICKENING

patroclus: i feel sexy in anything, even a body bag

paris: my mom sent me to military school in the hopes that she'd get a little soldier. needless to say, she got a drag queen.

hector: just fyi for all you girls up there, i don't want to hear any goddamn excuses. be prepared! make it work! make it work! fucking make it happen! i don't want to hear any GODDAMN EXCUSES any more!

andromache: "i'll win for you." ohhh, that's sweet. he's not going to win.

nestor: i'm just under three hundred years old, i know some things