OVER THE GARDEN WALL (P.1) - a collection of lines from the beloved animated spooky season classic. a rp meme.
*adjust pronouns and wording as needed
β Wait, wait a second. Uh β¦ [name]? Where are we? β
β Do you think it's some kind of deranged lunatic with an axe waiting out there in the darkness for innocent victims? β
β Well, you're slapping yourself, and I'm answering your question, andβ β
β This guy sounds loony. Maybe we should make a break for it, if we can. β
β We may need to knock him out first. β
β I dunno. Sometimes I feel like I'm just likeβ¦a boat, upon a winding riverβ¦twisting, towards an endless black seaβ¦ β
β Did you know, that if you soak a raisin in grape juice, it turns into a grape? β
β Ugh, you're not helping at all. β
β Aw, beans! Where is that frog o' mine? β
β You have beautiful eyes. β
β Oh, holy moley, hot dogβ!! β
β That was the plan, remember? Knock him out! β
β Can you turn me into a tiger? It doesn't have to be a magical tiger. β
β [Name], stop talking to a bush. βΒ
β Ohβ do you like waffles? β
β Pumpkins can't move on their own! Can they? β
β You find this place as creepy as I do, right? β
β So, it's some kind of weird cult. They seem nice enough. β
β Okay. You're in denial. That's fine. β
β I'm really just looking to leave here. As fast as possible. β
β You'll never convict! You have no proof! β
β I simply have to punish you for your transgressions. β
β I told you this place was bad news! β
β Maybe they're gonna bury you out there. β
β Yes! I want your help! β
β I guess in some ways, I'm trying to get home too. β
β I don't have to tell you anything. β
β But we have to do something fun. β
β We can just keep walking silently, you know? β
β Hey! What? I'm not a pushover. β
β The world is a miserable place, [Name]. Life isn't fun. β
β We need to do our part to make the world a better place! β
β School?! Not today. β
β You're late. You know the rules. β
β Oof. That lady's got some baggage. β
β So, my theory is hot dogs are not actually dogs, regardless of what they teach you in school. β
β Oh boy! Mealtime! β
β This is way better than being chased by a gorilla. β
singing β Oh potatoes and molasses, if you want some, oh just ask us~ β
β I just wanted to have fun, change the world, and make it a better place. But I just made everything worse. β
β You're a stubborn jerk. When are you gonna give this up? β
β If only something would go right for a change. β
β Okay, I think he's asleep. Let's go steal his stuff. β
β All he ever did was steal my heart away. β
β I found a duck. Do you know how to make eggs from a duck? I'm hungry. β
β Finally some good luck. Let's go to this creepy tavern and ask for some directions. β
β Curse you! Curse you! You'll die someday and I'll laugh! β
β What kind of person goes out chopping trees in the middle of a thunderstorm at night? β
β You don't need directions. You follow that compass inside your heart. β
β Uh β¦ no, I think we need directions. β
β [Name] was amazing! He sang a song, rode a horse, and saved you from the axe guy! β
β I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him. β
β Yeah! I want to see the ghost! To the painting! β
β Afraid of a ghost? Ghosts are just floaty things. β
β It's stuck. Well, guess we just have to spend some quality time together. β
β Don't change the subject. β
β How about you tell me about your darkest secrets instead? β
β My secrets are too secret. β
β Now who's avoiding the question? β
β I secretly whisper poetry to myself in my room at night. β
β It looks like there was a struggle β a violent struggle. β
β I can't thank you enough for helping me to face my fears. β
β It's a rock fact! β
