Too much peppermint tea o.O

Steven: What are you doing sitting outside?

Amethyst: Pearl sent me out here to think about what I've done

Steven: And what did you do?

Amethyst: Cooked eggs on the stove without a frying pan

Pearl: Amethyst, what are you so hyped about?

Amethyst: YOU HAVEN'T LIVED LIFE ON THE EDGE UNTIL YOU'VE EATEN MAYONNAISE...

Pearl: ...

Amethyst: THAT'S BEEN UNREFRIGERATED FOR 4 DAYS

Pearl: 😐

Pearl:*in bed, trying to fall asleep*

Amethyst*appears whispering*: Z is just a sideways N

Pearl: It's 2 am, please stop.

Amethyst: Zo.

Pearl: What is the one thing I told you not to do?

Amethyst: Burn the house down...

Pearl: And what did you do?

Amethyst: Made you dinner

Pearl:

Amethyst:

Pearl:

Amethyst: And burnt the house down

Connie: Imagine getting paid for being cute

Steven: You'd be rich

Connie: I-i umm... *blushes*

Peridot: Hey, do you have a bag I can borrow?

Lapis: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.

Peridot: Literally all you had to say was no

Peridot*singing passionately*: All I want for Christmaaaaaas is-

Lapis*shouting from the other room*: SOME GOD**** PEACE AND QUITE

Lapis: When you said you'd do "magic in bed", this wasn't what I was expecting

Peridot*holds up 8 of hearts*: is this your card?

Lapis: HOLY S**T

Pearl: What are you, 12?

Amethyst: On a scale from 1 to 10, yes

Lapis: Are you nervous?

Peridot: Yeah

Lapis: Is this your first time?

Peridot: No,I've been nervous before

Peridot: I'll get coffee for you

Lapis: Large black

Peridot: Black coffee? Are you serious?

Lapis: it matches my soul

Peridot: ...ok, anything else?

Lapis: Strawberry shortcake

Peridot: Your soul confuses me

Connie: You know, I can't eat another bite

Peridot: Yes you can

Connie: Oh no thank you

Lapis*pulling up a gun*: Eat another bite

Connie: You know what,I'm eating this whole thing

Lapis: I'm trash.

Peridot: What was that?

Lapis*sighs*: We're trash together.

Peridot: Much better.

Peridot: Be nice!

Lapis: I am!

Peridot: You threatened them with a knife.

Lapis: Well, yeah, but I didn't stab them.

Peridot: Please leave me alone Lapis

Lapis: Why? What did I do?

Peridot: Didn't you say you didn't like me how I liked you?

Lapis: Oh, Peridot. You didn't hear me say I love you more?

Steven: So Lapis, I heard Peridot likes you

Lapis: Oh...she's cool and all but I don't like her like that

Steven*clutching onto a confession note*: Ok then. *leaves*

Lapis*smiles*: I like her way more than she likes me