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Nikolaj Coster-Waldau for L’Oréal Mex Expert 

Book Jaime: 

Douche & Dipshit: Brienne is not that important, so we’re gonna have her stare at the window for an entire season.

Lady Stoneheart: Am I a joke to you?

Douche & Dipshit: We’re gonna put Sansa in a scenario we pulled out of our asses and put her through a rape so she can say she’s empowered by it. 

Book Sansa:  

Douche & Dipshit: We’re gonna make Tyrion blameless and all good and erase all his sins and put him in a spotlight so Peter can win an Emmy, which will mean we won an Emmy.

Book Tyrion: 

Douche & Dipshit: All women in here can only be one thing, so we’re making Cersei into a one dimensional cold blooded bitch.

Book Cersei: 

Douche & Dipshit: Ha, Jon is dumb, he knows nothing, and also, he’s short so we’re make stupid jokes about it.

Book Jon: 

I’ll say it again and again.

You can fight me on it, bitches, but you won’t win.

“I find human behavior really interesting. I think that’s ultimately what being an actor is. You explore what it means to be human.“