Conrad, That's a Hole

Im some fucking weird kid with futurama autism's headcanon for a modern leela fuuuuuck

Part of the bed, part of the snooze

Too woke at job, killing my boss.

Its frustrating because im Such a talented arguer for my own ineptitude. Ironic even

The sphere observes from within the cage

I want pen to hit and a different body

We did a single-person acknowledgement before we had gay sex. To recognize how unfair it is that we get to have eachother, especially to all the single people who Really want to be in a relationship

Getting gender envy from Martha May whovea???

For dec 24th my mom and I snuck into her freinds backyard and stole an avocado tree of their back porch

Gonna build an oversized coat closet with with a great many oversized coats, perhaps three or four times the size of standard coats, so that I may have the dark sound dampened closet of towering dark old coats for me to get engulfed in

I wanna be the prettiest girl at the party, not the fragilest flower in the feild

My best qualities are my short expectated lifespan and my ability to be forgotten

The sleep meds in my head fighting to knock me out while my subconscious is overrun with carnal, illicit and lustful thoughts of my unspeakably beautiful partner. The sleep meds are losing

Thix is the genders neutral form of this

You'd think im pregnant with how much i be waking up and feeling unwell