2ManyStories

AM I GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE AN AU AROUND THIS BECAUSE I'M GONNA-

featuring the random headcanon generator

I feel like he would wear a scarf and the scarf would somehow get stuck in his teeth

He would LOVE hot cocoa

My idea for this is that he lost a bet once to a ninji

Who was his girlfriend

And the first step into realizing he's gay lol anyway

I had to restart it twice because the first two did NOT feel like Captain boo

He's called CB for short

And he's afraid of other boos

He also spent a lot of time with swoopers as a kid

If anyone ask he'll just say he was raised by them

Bonus Lakitu because he's an honorary member and a captain goombaxshy guy as a treat

Okay anyway hc explanation I promised:

I'll first start with some world building hcs:

-Shy guys are an organization of anonymous workers

-the ninja hideaway in Mario Kart 8 is in the same city as the Stellar theater from princess peach showtime

-the ninja hideaway is a dojo

Okay now about the ex:

-captain shy guy trained as a ninja before working as a shy guy

-he met a ninji named Jessica

-first time dating, neither of them knew what they were doing

-neither of them are straight BTW

-basically they had a chill break up and focused on themselves

Stitch: "Alright, BET."

*Goes and performs all of this craziness*

To my little sis, @laneymon2010 <3