BAD IDEA LETS DO IT

some pidge headcanons bc i love this nerd too much -pidge is the kind of person who will peek into ever single nook and cranny of a new place -they know where literally everything is in the castle, better than coran and allura most likely -what is a taste in music?? pidge definitely doesnt know. -pidge's playlist is filled with electro, obnoxiously loud pop punk, meme music, and minecraft music -pidge hacked the intercom system to play spooky scary skeletons for an hour on halloween at the Garrison, and was never caught -katie wore contacts that were weaker prescription than matt's, and pidge has a headache like 24/7 because they took matt's glasses -pidge gets a huge growthspurt in their late teens and ends up like 6ft tall -because theyre so used to being able to walk under anything pidge runs into a fuckton of low branches and doorways at first -they get dehydrated really often, because it completely slips their mind that they are, in fact, a human being with human needs such as water -green is super hyper all the time, and is always telling pidge inconsequential facts like the exact number of facets on a battleship-class balmeran crystal -pidge loves it -pidge is the kind of person who can lay on the gound and drift off in -2 seconds -but staying asleep is the hard part, they are a super light sleeper and.. fin

voltron au based loosely off white collar wHY NOT ok nation called altea has an inelligence agency named VOLTRON allura is bossman in charge™ coran is second in command shiro is the poor soul in charge of the four dipshits the dipshits are: Keith and Lance, con artists who got the same job from pidge and hunk, and ended up sabotaging each other and Pidge and Hunk, information brokers/hackers who supplied intel for keith and lance respectively and got caught because of them and they all solve big crime cases, mostly linked to a shadowy organization called the Galra. more later i promise