lance

shotgun wedding but its a literal shotgun that shoots off morse code for our vows

anyone else remember that one ep of futurama where fry like the chosen one or something because he was so incredibly stupid because he was a product of incest cause he slept with his grandma

valentines day is actually a really good cover for a drug deal

i want one of my friends to ask me out today but i also told them about ryan so its a toss up on whether they’ll go for it

fmk ethan, lizzy, dri

i’ve finally started being open about ren but its also crazy cause ppl are like « can i see a picture of her » and im trying to figure out how to say no without saying she literally lives in another reality

i failed my math test AND my favorite pen ran out of ink?

atp telling people that they’re backpack is unzipped is a hobby

i think i just started my period in the middle of history so thats fun