daily affirmations: no body hate you. everybody niceys

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

truly an honor and a privilege getting to witness everyone's first time in public ever every single time i go grocery shopping

living my life one ‘it is what it is’ at a time

we learn from history that most people do not learn from history

i cannot overstate how good it feels to watch older movies where the actors were still allowed to look kinda weird and not be conventionally attractive. like it is genuinely healing

where’s that picture of david duchovny gazing longingly at jar jar binks in a picturesque landscape of an alien planet

(three decades into my life) sorry I wasn’t paying attention, can we start again?