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parks and rec had the best minor characters

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

this iS REALLY FUCKING FUNNY JUST WAIT FOR IT TO GET GOING

That’s one hell of a Rube Goldberg machine.

all good rube goldberg machines contain a live animal

I love Rube Goldberg machines!!!

fun fact: the word “panic” is actually from the greek word “panikos” which is referring to the greek god pan who apparently shout at people who were alone in the woods and freak them out. 

Career goals

would anyone like to idk.. treat me right

i cant see my haters because i got cum in my eyes