Lame. But with SPARKLES @lamewithsparkles - Tumblr Blog

doodleandcry

⚠️CH 134 SPOILERS⚠️

he’s getting so good at this guys!

lamewithsparkles

Ways of fooling a room full of seasoned counterintelligence officers: just tell the truth!

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

dank-pro-life-memes

absolute bottom of the barrel

lamewithsparkles

I prefer not to think about what my parents were doing on my conceptionday

#Silly pc arguments #pro life memes

dank-pro-life-memes

lamewithsparkles

ok I get that most PCs prefer to conceptualize abortion as "prevention of existence" instead of, you know, literally the killing of a human, but I still have to ask: what makes "prevention" any better than "extermination" ? I assume that few people would think it kind if you pressed a magic button to retroactively erase all current poor and disabled people from the planet, just as they would consider the killing of those same people cruel.

Right?

#pro life

beardedmrbean

theman

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

tattooedzombigirl

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

imanutcase-10

Then bring me luck

thirddeadlysin

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

icantbearsedtothinkofone

Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.

dduane

Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)

cangelala

God I need this so bad for my Midterm so please let this work again for me.

lamewithsparkles

I don't know which of my problems I'm expecting to be solved but whatever, POTATO OF LUCK

shiftythrifting

Some creatures from New Beginnings Resale in Michigan, the sock creature and the goose came home with us

yeah those are creatures alright

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

shiftythrifting

Submitted by Kaityl on the Discord. Like new!

lamewithsparkles

They have uh, interesting snow in France

#Or Quebec #Idk #Ne mangez pas la (boule de) neige

yourfavoritepinkcannon

An employment jelly for those of you who need it

sentientsky

characters going “we were lovers once”: eh, it’s okay i guess. it’s nice enough

characters going “we were friends once”: absolutely devastating. one hit knockout i’m gone

zoppzoop

getting violently ill btw

can-i-make-image-descriptions

[Image ID: Tumblr tags reading: #i think it's because even after being lovers you can still be friends. but if you're not friends then you're enemies or worse: nothing #to each other /End ID]

fukurouonthesea

@theshitpostcalligrapher "if you're not friends, then you're enemies - or worse: nothing"

theshitpostcalligrapher

ink: diamine oxblood

lamewithsparkles

Ouch

#“I'm friends with X”#“I used to be friends with X”#She definitely heard the bitterness in my voice

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

Went bird watching, saw this by the overlook

lamewithsparkles

My dad got stuck on the word "pending" for some reason?

Me: Well the point of the sign isn't to tell you WHEN the failure occurs

My dad: the point of the sign is to avoid liability

#Zone of pending failure

OMYGOD IT'S HAPPENING

#SHE SAID IT #asdfghjkjhgfds #spy x family spoilers #Yor Forger #anya forger

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

kingcatnine

being the last one to send a message before the chat falls into sudden silence always feels like u just made the worst faux pas of your life and you go sorry guys was that weird and they're all like no sorry I was just looking at a leaf on tbe ground leaf.jpg like oh ok

greek-mythologies

Oh dear

"No one else wanted them" and "we rescued them" - you STOLE them from a country under foreign occupation 🙄

@alatismeni-theitsa, @margaretkart

alatismeni-theitsa

Someone let them know that when you buy someone else's stuff from a third party but the original owner doesn't consent, that's theft.

Also no the Turks weren't grinding up the Parthenon to make concrete. They were using the building. As a mosque at some point, too.

greek-mythologies

Better yet, the Turks themselves rejected the British argument that Elgin had permission from the Ottomans to take the Marbles away.

I know the Turkish authorities aren't reliable (i.e. rejecting the Greek and Armenian genocides) and they also appropriated Greek properties (they see themselves as "heirs" of the Byzantine Empire, the Hagia Sophia etc). But when you reject a claim made by one of your "biggest friends" throughout history (see Brits siding with the Turks in Cyprus), that claim adds even more weight against the British claiming the Marbles as "their own":

“Turkey is the country that would have the archived document pertaining to things that were sold legally at that time. Historians have for years searched the Ottoman archives and have not been able to find a ‘firman’ proving that the sale was legal, as it is being claimed,” Boz told the Associated Press. Boz, who also spoke to Greece’s state broadcaster, ERT, said the only evidence that had been found was an edict written in Italian but that it neither contained the sultan’s signature nor seal, which would have confirmed it had come from the Imperial court.

This article was first published by The Guardian. Greece has won an unlikely ally in its campaign to retrieve the Parthenon marbles from the

thememedaddy

natalieironside

The computer used to do something very basic & helpful and now it doesn't. I'm gonna complain

softness-and-shattering

The computer used to do something very basic & helpful and now it doesn't. I'm gonna complain.

lamewithsparkles

THE COMPUTER USED TO DO SOMETHING VERY BASIC & HELPFUL AND NOW IT DOESN'T. I'M GONNA COMPLAIN.

#anti ai

notanupstandingcitizen

people who learned about greek mythology due reasons that DONT involve having read percy jackson at 12 freak me out, like what the FUCK was going on in your life that you found out that zeus turned into a pigeon to woo his wife like HOW

lamewithsparkles

Για κάθε ξένο παιδί που μαθαίνει ελληνική μυθολογία από το Πέρσι Τζάκσον ένα άγαλμα της θεάς Νίκης χάνει τα φτερά της

shiftythrifting

Found a shirt at Goodwill from the universe where, instead of Brexit, they had Brimilation (Britain becomes the EU).

🇬🇧

lamewithsparkles

Καταραμένη εικόνα

#And the OG term is Grexit #Which I hope will happen soon

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

theshitpostcalligrapher

the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.