God the women you put on earth to be sexy and read fanfic are being forced to work

when i say i’m just like richard papen i mean it because i too would tell a story where i’m an innocent saint and leave the part where i was a manipulative murderer

nooo don’t morbidly long for the picturesque at all costs youre so sexy aha

and i’d like to give a special shoutout to bisexuals who are losers

Yeah I enjoyed this movie a normal amount *opens ao3*

or: "yeah I enjoyed this movie a normal amount" *opens google docs*

also : "yeah i enjoyed this movie a normal amount" *closes eyes and start daydreaming*

ALSO also: yeah i enjoyed this movie a normal amount *opens sketchbook/drawing app*

yeah im a dilf (disgusting insane little freak)

you want me to make friends in college? the thing that killed bunny corcoran?

Today on Buzzfeed Unsolved we investigate the mysterious death of university student Edmund “Bunny” Corcoran

i’m gonna go into cardiac arrest the moment eddie munson picks up his guitar in vol. 2

Reading books isn't enough, I need words to be carved inside my heart

"its the 80s having gay couples is unrealistic!!" my brother in christ there is a girl with telepathic powers and monsters from another dimension

“you‘re so quiet” baby i’m not even here. i’m fantasizing about a book i read weeks ago. move on.

GAY PEOPLE ARE REAL AND THEY LIVE IN HAWKINS

"they cant all be gay, it was the 80s thats unrealistic" ah yes because parallel dimensions and monsters existed in the 80s but gay people did not