Smile Or Go To Jail

I’m going to enjoy becoming part of a sky like this, dad. 

“I love when people have uncontrollable Tourette’s, you know, like – SHIT.”

“Preparing for “The Land of Stories: The Wishing Spell” audio book. Finally, having voices in my head pays off. #SchizophrenicPerks”

“It’s a genre change for me, it takes place in a 1930s asylum, which is similar to high school but it’s a very different film. I wrote it as well, I play a supporting character.  I’m a crazy ass patient, crazy crazy patient.”

“Where do the other characters in your life fit into the Land of Stories?” (On mental patient in his asylum movie) “He’s probably be in the Dwarf Forest. Where all the other crazies and loons are.”

“I don’t mean to upset anyone by saying this, but it is just kind of a known fact that a lot of gay kids are very promiscuous and non-exclusive with each other when they have relationships, which is really sad”

“It’s about smart kids and not about stupid kids who wanna get laid and that’s their biggest goal in life. “

“I don’t think I have the right parts to appreciate “50 Shades of Grey.”

“I have not read “Twilight”. I tried reading the first one, but I really feel like I was not…I didn’t have enough estrogen in my body to appreciate it.”

Eighth Grade (2018)

dir. Bo Burnham

Favorite place to be??