xoxo;

Now this is what I call gossip, kids. It’s quite a scandal- here I thought Reese’s balls were tied. Guess not! Hm, this will be an interesting one to see him talk his way out of- I should make some popcorn.

Tsk tsk Savannah- don’t you know that’s no way to make a good impression?

I sense a no. Sorry Brent, but it’s more likely I’d date Tom Cruise than you and Vanessa getting together.

McPerfect? More like McPain. How’s Trevor? That’s like a slap to the face.

Poor little West. Hasn’t anyone offered her a place to stay? I’d tell her to come live with me, but mansions like mine are fit for queens, not street rats.

Now that is something I would pay to see.

Lindsay gives you the time of day and you ditch little Cori, Shawn? That just shows how faithful you are. I wonder if our resident daredevil has any idea, and how this will all turn out in the end.

Is non-existent. Sorry honey, but it seems Reese is set with Auden- though I don’t know why. I’ve been saving myself for him, but it seems I’ve lost my chance.

I feel like that’s a line in a rap song- about Lakeview’s dirtiest. Thisbe, honey, Benny-boy’s going to kick their asses when he finds out just how you like to get a drink.

I’ve been waiting for someone to point this out, because honestly, Dave and Mia are more like siblings than lovers. And with them dating- that’s incest. But while Kira and Dave had chemistry, she’s better off with Dustin- at least he keeps his opinions about her being a slut to himself.

I don't know how I can help you rid your house of a ghost- have you tried reenacting Poltergeist?

As far as I knew, the two were just friends- Though Ian wants more, a little bird told me. But if Emily wants to stick with the story of loving her best friend’s mother’s casserole, I’m all for it. Just don’t break the little babies heart, Emily.