my best judgement signed its resignation.

Knowing a fic author through AO3 is like attending someone’s thesis presentation and politely clapping at the end, knowing a fic author through this hellsite is like going over to their house at 3AM to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar

Sometimes I attend somebody’s thesis presentation and I’m so impressed that I follow them home to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar at 3am.

Sometimes I watch someone eat mayonnaise out of a jar at 3am with such fervour I am compelled to attend their thesis presentation

Sometimes I look at a thesis presentation and I go ‘I know exactly how much mayonnaise you had to eat out of the jar at 3 am to pull this shit off’

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

i’m either completely detached or deeply emotionally invested. there is no in between and i would like a refund.

"i miss him" says girl about the fictional guy she thinks about every hour of every day