Lake Trout

There’s a lot of dudes in my neighborhood that have handlebar mustaches. Which is cool if you want to have a handlebar mustache, but don’t try to have a conversation with me like you don’t have a handlebar mustache. Start talking about regular stuff like music and politics, like, naw, dude, you got a handlebar mustache, all I want to hear you talk about is slinkies and kazoos and that’s it. Talk about kazoos for a few minutes, then you gonna hop on your unicycle and juggle, you carnival-faced motherfucker.

Kale is buzzin’ right now. Kale got that Matthew Mcconaughey buzz poppin’. Like, as far as career arcs, like, kale was sort of, you know looked down upon, but some people would fuck with it at first. But then kale got on some real big projects and is on an incredible run right now!