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Questions to Consider when Considering a Relationship with a Person
1. Would you co-parent a dog with this person? 2. That is it; that is the only question that matters.
This is beautiful and I want it so bad đ
Marriage is not beautiful
Marriage is ugly, you see the absolute worst in someone. You see them when theyâre mad, sad, being stubborn, when theyâre so unlovable they make you scream. But you also get to see them when they are laughing so hard that tears run down their face, and they cant help but let out those weird gargling noises. You see them at 3am when the world is asleep except you two, and youâre eating in the middle of the kitchen floor. You get to see the side of them that no one else does, and its not always pretty. Its snorting while laughing, its the tears when it feels like its all crashing down, its the farting, its the bedhead and bad breath, its the random dances, its the anger and the joy. Marriage isnât a beautiful thing, but it is amazing. Itâs knowing that someone loves you so much, and wont leave you even though you said something nasty. Itâs having someone have your back no matter what. Its fights over stupid things, like someone not doing the dishes or picking up after themselves. And its those nights you fall asleep in each others arms, feeling like there will never be enough time with them. Itâs cleaning up their throw up, or just rubbing their back when theyâre sick. Itâs the dirtiest, hardest, most rewarding job there is. Because at the end of the day you get to crawl into bed with your best friend, the weirdest, most annoying, loving, goofy, perfect person that you know. Marriage is not beautiful, but itâs one hell of a ride.
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WAS THIS A FUCKING TEST? WAS THIS A FUCKING TEST? ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS, MCR? REALLY?

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I just realized MCR made us their bitch. They got our hopes up made us feel good then fucked us destroying our trust in MCR  forever but we still don't leave them because we feel emotionally and morally obligated to stay in the mcrmy. Hoping one day they will come back and treat us good like the good old days but knowing it will never happen but we still want to believe.
mcr trailer
mind: its probably just a re-release of black parade because of its anniversary nothing to stress about lmao
heart: REUNION TOUR OH MY GOd GET THE BLACK EYELINER OUT THE EMO IS RETURNING
i really love our generationâs joke trend of like, very calm but incredibly inflated hyperbole. like nobody says âoh sheâs prettyâ anymore we say âi would willingly let her murder meâ and everyone is just like âlol sameâ
i think âsameâ is also great and âme,â i love when somebody reblogs a picture of like, a lizard, and just says âmeâ and we all know exactly what they mean. the current online Humor Discourse is remarkable because we trade exclusively in metaphors and implications and nobody ever, ever says anything outright and yet EVERYBODY understands each other perfectly
#ppl are gonna write their dissertations on this shit (x)
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This reminds me of the time when I was on vacation with my family and we were hiking, and after using a rest stop, the conversation turned to the grossness of outhouses and port-a-potties, and I said that if I ever got splashback from a port-a-potty, âmy soul would depart my body.â My parents found that hilarious, and my dad commented that my generation can be so clever with words bc he would only think to say something like âIt would be disgustingâ which doesnât convey the sentiment nearly as well as âmy soul would depart my body.â
Adjacent but relevant is Tia Baheriâs âYour Ability to Can Even: A Defense of Internet Linguisticsâ
I find this so intriguing because it opens up so many possibilities for future writers to connect with their readers.
I canât believe people actually use the term pop for soda like what is this footloose?
Finally. Someone said it.
âHeâs got a million of them Harleenâ
DONâT ROMANTICIZE HARLEY AND THE JOKERâS RELATIONSHIP
*STARES AT HOT TOPIC DEAD IN THE FACE*
I hate how people have romanticized the joker and Harley. It's bullshit.

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Okay, so, if you hadnât already seen, BBC America posted this photo to their official page about 4 hours ago with the caption:
Quite a pair⌠âŞ#âNewCompanion⏠âŞ#âDoctorWhoâŹ
So, letâs try to draw some semi-logical speculations and conclusions based off our observations!
1. The shoes are significantly smaller than the Doctorâs
This points to our new companion being a much younger person, maybe even younger than the previous twenty-somethings the Doctor has recently traveled with?Â
2. The style of the shoes is fairly juvenile
Maybe weâre looking at a Coal Hill School student here. And maybe even one we already know, like Maebh Arden (from In The Forest of the Night) or Courtney Woods (who was already somewhat teased as a possible companion in The Caretaker).
3. The shoes look a little scuffed, despite being such a light pastel color
Iâd say that this points again to the wearer of the shoes being a much younger person, most likely a young girl, but I think the color and condition of the shoes says a lot too. This is someone who isnât intimidated by light-colored shoes! She doesnât care of their pastel blue, sheâll run and explore and let them get a bit scuffed at the bottom.
4. And lastly, the shoes arenât outwardly historical
Whoever this new companion is, itâs incredibly likely that theyâre at least from this century (unless theyâve somehow been transported from another era, and found modern clothes). Honestly, the style of shoes looks a little â90s to me, so that would be pretty funny if that far-fetched speculation actually leads to something.
What do you think we can expect from the new companion, based off this shoe pic?
âThereâs a monster under my bed!â âYes. He watches over you at night and chases away your nightmares.â
âThereâs a monster in my closet!â âYes. She loves the smell of the laundry detergent I use, and sheâs busy trying to organize your shoes.â
âThereâs a monster under the stairs!â âYes. She collects spiders and he makes sure you donât trip while going to get water.â
âThereâs a monster right outside my window!â âYes. Heâs pulling weeds from the garden and protecting us from burglars.â
âThereâs a monster behind the couch!â âYes. Heâs eating all the crumbs you left behind and hiding pennies in the cushions.â
âOh. Then good night.â âGood night, Dear.â
This is how you do parenting!!! Take notes!!!
#socute,
I have such a huge crush on Danny from the game grumps. I love this little tid bit.
So after being unemployed, technically, for a year...I finally get a job after I lost 2 in a row last year. I took the job because we need the extra income. The part that super frigging sucks is that this is my second job since finishing beauty school 3 years ago now, that I'm still not doing hair. This is what I get to moving to a shitty town in the middle of fricken nowhere with a saturated market for cosmetology. I don't post a lot on here, but I just needed to get my thoughts out my head. I'm feeling a storm system of depression moving in and I can't help it. You'd think I'd be stoked that I finally got a job after looking for so long, but I'm not. I just want to do hair. I don't want to be a grocery store checker. I just. Want. To do. Hair. I'm stuck doing shit I don't want to do. As I realized this today, it's made me extremely anxious about being a checker and I'm scared.
I cried at this episode.

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level of confidence: joey tribbiani.
This is how it feels job hunting while unemployed.
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