I donāt know why, but I think some Americans donāt realise how big the UK isā¦.
American Customer: youāre English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in?
Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wankerā¦
the continuous 48 states are is almost 39x the size of the isle of great britan
thatās your answer
For reference:
Thatās JUST Texas.
When will the UK learn that they are puny little ants in which to be crushed???
whereās that post where the british person was like āoh yeah i only get to see my dad 2-3 times a year because he lives so far away :/ā and a person asked āoh no how far away is he?ā and the british person said ā75 minutesā
op it literally takes about 20 minutes to get to wales from bristol, op thatās a reasonable question do you understand geography
leave europe alone you fucking colonizers
It takes my mom an hour to drive to work. Sometimes more. Europeans are cowards.
āLeave Europe alone you fucking colonizersā Should we tell them?
England is 10,000 square kilometers smaller than Iowa, which I have driven across just because.
i have a friend whoās studying at oxford, she lives on campus because the commute isĀ āso ridiculously longā.
her commute is 1 hour by train. for comparison, it takes me an hour and a half to get to my uni and i make the trip twice a day.
Clearly British peopleās time is much more valuable...plus the roads suck.



















