LaGiappo

ever since the animation dropped (3 days ago) I've been absolutely OBSESSED with the sound of pork soda. I listen to it and feel the toxic yaoi entering my veins. Animation so good it engraved the gay inside the media.

A bullet atp would hurt less

citing wikipedia is harsh but citing khan academy is going for the fucking jugular

This is always awesome.

most effective method of theft - be so cute your victim just willingly gives their food away

animals have been scamming us like this for hundreds of thousands of years

That's such a sick baby picture to have. The rest of us are all like "oh this is me tripping in the backyard when I was 2" and that baby's gonna have "yeah that's me in my mom's arms as she wins a mortal Kombat tournament". Iconic.

my hot minecraft take is that all the mammals should drop the same meat we dont need pork and beef and mutton

my hot minecraft take is that all the mammals should drop different meat if u kill a cow it will say cow #48936 meat and if u kill a pig it will say pig #295 meat and if u kill a sheep with a name tag it will say jeb_ meat and it does this for wolves and dogs and cats and horses also. and the horse meat can be turned into glue. and also if you kill a villager it will say robert toolsmith meat and that is the only way to find out the villagers names. is by killing them. for their meat. and none of the meats are stackable u can’t combine white sheep #327 with white sheep #58297 and absolutely not with pink sheep #1 they all take up their own inventory space. and sometimes when u kill a cow it will say stephenie meat and you’ll be left to wonder why this particular unnametagged cow had a name.