𝕽᥆sᥲᥣᥡᥒᥒ 𝕯rᥱᥲmᥙrr ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡

"my f/o is so sweet" "my f/o is so cute" my f/o would have me dress in his demented paralyzed mother's dress and slow-dance with him. and i'd do it.

people tend to ask me why i classify myself as a hypersharing yume when i'm so obsessed with Oswald. and yes, while that is my precious birdie and i'd literally do anything for him, i also find it extremely appealing seeing that fucker get passed around like a blunt. which is also why i go crazy for riddlebird, like ah yes, me, my hot crime-lord husband, and his equally cute puzzling boyfriend.

i hate being so late to the cobblepot craze cuz now i'm just relying on chai and a dream- i think i've already consumed every fanfic on this earth of the man