trickster ✪ god

animal crossing sentences!

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animal crossing sentences!

animal crossing sentences!

animal crossing sentences!

“Ah, sorry, sorry! I didn’t realize you were talkin’ about yerself. When ya say ‘god’, I think of somethin’ awe-inspiring. You some kinda new upstart god?”

“Huuuh, wow! I didn’t realize that I was seeing something awe inspiring! I’ve never heard anybody ask something so dumb like that before! I think I should give you a prize for that achievement, or something~! Like... aha, I’ve got it ✰! You've got to like sweets, right ♪?”

“When did I say we were havin’ fun? ‘Sides, I don’t see a super cool god anywhere around here…”

“I knew it had to be some kinda human thing, ya didn’t have to tell me that.”

“What kinda chump decided there should be a day celebrating fathers?”

UNUSUAL QUESTIONS MEME

📕- What “Banned Books” could you see your muse reading?

well he’s not... really one for reading so this is a bit tricky, but I feel like he’d enjoy catcher in the rye if he did read it? or if there’s some of the “banned books” that are on subjects relevant to like... tricks or something. or maybe even other types of mythology. or maybe he’d even just pick through a bunch of them in general just to find out why they were even banned because what on earth could make them so bad?

🍼- Would your muse raise an abandoned orphan they found or opt to relocate them to an orphanage instead?

UNUSUAL QUESTIONS MEME

🐶 If your muse was forced to get a pet, what would they get?

oh geez-- well, definitely something unorthodox. as in, he probably wouldn’t have just a dog or a cat like most people. he is a god, though, so that might be a bit expected of him, and it’s not like he’d intentionally say something like “I want an exotic pet!” and the like. I could go and say something that’s been attributed to parts of his history and stuff and say like a wolf or a mare, but honestly I feel like it’d be... a fox. an arctic fox, specifically. because they’re seen as playful and sly, and that’s the kind of animal that would probably be the best fit for this mess of a trickster god.

💥 If your muse wakes up with complete amnesia, how would they react? How scared would they be? What caused it?

So of course, because he’s also apparently the god of endless curiosity and sticking his nose into everything, he has to bolt over to her, letting out a pleased noise of both surprise and approval as he looks at the weapon with a gleam in his eyes.

“Ahaha! That thing’s as big as you are, do you seriously fight with that~? It must be lighter than it looks, then. Maybe I can feel for myself~ ♪.”

Loki doesn’t intend to take it, of course, but he does reach out a hand in order to just feel the thing, as if that would be a good enough judge of an object’s weight. It’s still rude, but does he really care? 

Nah.

Now his curiosity was caught by a girl, who seemed awfully small yet had hair that was even longer than his own, or Balder’s. He couldn’t help himself from bounding over to where she was standing, then leaning to the side and peering at her with the expression akin to a curiosity-filled child. Perhaps this wasn’t the best way to go about things, but he wasn’t an expert on the whole ‘social interaction’ deal. Thus, he often just did whatever he felt like doing.

“Whoa ✩! You’re so small~. Are you a still growing or something? And your hair’s so long~ longer than mine, and I thought mine was long! Ahaha, do you ever trip over it?”

Loki passes by slowly, pulling two things from his pockets; a real piece of wrapped candy, which he promptly unwraps and pops into his mouth to give off a false sense of security, and one of his miniature smoke bombs that just happened to look like a real piece of wrapped candy. He then bounces up to the stranger with an innocent expression on his face, offering out the fake candy with an extended hand. 

“Huuh, you look like the type who needs to add some sweetness to the day, don’t you agree ♪? So take this, as a gift from the generous me! It’s delicious, and it’ll brighten that serious face right up~.”

So he silently makes his way over, standing just far enough away that he wouldn’t be blatantly obvious there, and waits until she lifts one of... whatever it was towards her mouth again, before he bursts forward and plucks it out of her hand faster than it can reach her mouth.

“Ahahaha!” Loki hops a few steps away from her in order to avoid any potential backlash, waving the strip of food around with a broad grin plastered on his face. “You have to be more careful about that ✩! You never know when you’re going to get snack-napped, after all~. I’ll be just taking this gift now, so thank you for the meal ♪.”

This all seemed like it would be one big, great prank, quite frankly. But it wasn’t--he didn’t know how he could say for sure, there was just something in his gut telling him that was the truth.

He’d come to the conclusion around ten minutes or so now, that he’d not worry too much about all those details right now. Yes, he was interested, of course he was, but Loki was fairly certain he’d have to pick out the right people to ask. And since he hadn’t any clue at all who these right people would be, he might as well focus on other tasks. Like finding those he knew, and doing what he did best: messing around with people. 

Hence, why he was now hanging upside down from a pole attached to some weird-looking building, one that he’d been perched upon moments before waiting for a prime target. There was a mischievous smile on his face as he gazed down to his intended victim--a kid, he thinks, but that didn’t matter. So long as he could get some info, and maybe a bit of fun from this situation, it doesn’t matter.

“Heeey, you ✩! Now that I’ve gotten your attention, you can hang around while the great trickster god asks you some questions, right~?”