Speak Your Mind

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

I didn’t know I needed this until I had it.

Paramore has sung the words I could never speak for so long

I have a few spirit animals and Andy is one of them

I tried to fight my friends today One laughed and went to class One called me shorty and said I don’t have height One took a picture and captioned it awww look at the baby puppy

This is my life every day

I Want to Get to Know People But Someone I Cared about Once Called Me “Clingy and Weird” and Now I’m Paranoid, the surprisingly boring novel I’ll write soon

I'll make everyone I like read this before we start hanging out

I JUST WANT TO HUG PEOPLE AND BE THEIR FRIEND AND TALK ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS AND LIVES, BUT ALSO WOW ARE THEY DRAINING AND MAKE ME WANT TO HIDE IN A CAVE FILLED WITH HOT CHOCOLATE AND POETRY BOOKS AND FUZZY BLANKETS AND THE INTERNET. DO YOU SEE THE DILEMMA HERE?

If this doesn't describe my feelings idk what does

This is what I need