Giant Woman

FUCK conversation starters, we only use conversation STOPPERS in this house! “Oh hi, how was your day?” “I’d peg Michael Myers.” BOOM! Conversation, dead in a flash!

Ur damn right

This user needs the subtitles on or they miss all the dialogue

LMFAOOOOOO

She doesn’t even put the baby in the stroller sjfbhsjfh

God i wish all real life billionaires were more like tony stark 😩

dead

its been 15 days since i made this post and in them both jeffrey epstein & david koch died maybe this site really is cursed after all

like to charge reblog to cast

Hey weather app quick question what does “106% humidity” MEAN

More like millennials have realised that having kids too young and being unable to care for them is what leads to child abuse and neglect in the first place.

show me the roundest cat

um, rude? let her enjoy her snack in peace