𝑾𝑶𝑴𝑨𝑵 𝑳𝑰𝑲𝑬 𝑴𝑬.

We’ll be on Smackdown next week or maybe we can set up something fun this weekend?

Yesss. My schedule is completely empty ‘til Smackdown tbh. Let’s have a real cute sleepover. You bring the snacks, I’ll bring the face masks.

I love you, ma. We need a #Triiconic reunion soon. 🖤

Its Pumpkin Spice Latte season.

I want to be happy about that but the heat is tellin’ me otherwise. It’s too hot. I need spooky season. 🥵

Trust me, i have. y’know when i come and live with you, this will be a damn tradition i insist in continuing. duh, i won a giant eevee plush for ya, i wasn’t sure if you liked eevee or pickachu so i went with the cutest. tell your friend that.

It’s a good job we’ve got a selection of amusement parks in Orlando, eh? You’ve got a real good choice. Personal fave? Universal. This is one of the reasons why I adore ya’. Eevee will sit comfortably in my bed ‘til you arrive. Although I’m putting bets on Phoebe destroying her within ten minutes.

Already on it tbh. Shamelessly plugging Phoebe’s Instagram account if you need a laugh. She’s still shootin’ me the daggers after I made her dress up as Pikachu. ;///

I fuckin’ love amusement parks, man. if i could spend all my days off there, i totally fuckin’ would!

Bet you have a stomach of steel. 😂 Did you win me and Phoebe anything? Askin’ for a friend.

Nah. I don’t need an entire album dedicated to Pheebers ruining my furniture. I’m thinkin’, Phoebe in Winter, Phoebe being forced to dress up, Phoebe plotting my death. Y’know, normal cat things.

Why is that weird? damn. she’s good huh? that dude is a great wrestler but an asshole but still better than Sam Johnston, that guy is even worse. but cool, i should confirm with her then.

We have another common interest. She’s amazin’ inside and outside the ring. Oh, nah. Sami Callihan is great but that Sam Johnston guy? He’s the real winner here tbh. He gives me attention and love. :))

Definitely have more pictures of my dog on my phone than I’ve ever taken pictures of people in my life

I’m more of a secret Thea Trinidad fan actually.

That’s weird. I’m a fan of her too. Although, I’ve heard she’s a bigger Sami Callihan fan. You may have to confirm this with her though.

I just kinda wanna lay on the floor and don’t move rn. Totally gonna do that shit.

Shhh. Are you a secret Taylor Swift fan, mi amor?

I just kinda wanna lay on the floor and don’t move rn. Totally gonna do that shit.

Now I'm lying on the cold hard ground.

Ugh, you’re such an angel. They have to have frosting— that’s the best part. Don’t listen to people that say otherwise. Can you share your baking skills with me? Because I’m a professional at burning everything.