FOX GIRL FRIDAY EVERYDAY

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider

It took 36 years for someone to make this joke and by god it was worth the wait

The different between transmisogyny and anti-effeminacy in one post

rupaul has an estimated net worth of $60 million and he got it by pretending to be a tranny for shits and giggles while afaik he also has a documented pattern of egregious mistreatment of actual trans women

Rupaul can opt out of his drag performance, while we can't opt out of being trans women/trans fem.

The opposite of “the elephant in the room” is “the centipede in the room”: something that’s not actually an issue but everyone is freaking out about

As a principled feminist I'm often tempted to say shit like "are men capable of higher thought" but then I have to remember not to perpetuate gender essentialism and change it to "why do men choose not to think about anything"