ladylike

“Now I have something I want to protect. It’s you.”

“I’m not afraid to die!”

“You cannot change fate. However, you can rise to meet it, if you so choose.”

“They say that the best blaze brightest when circumstances are at their worst.”

“Fear and anger only make it grow faster.”

“I think I can handle it.”

“Here’s another curse for you - may all your bacon burn.”

“Don’t worry! Stay right where you are, I’m coming to get you! You’re gonna be fine, I won’t let him hurt you.”

“I need something of yours. How ‘bout your eyes?”

“We gotta get out of here! We’re gonna get in trouble!”

“You, you sabotaged me! Look! Look at what you’ve done to my hair! Look!”

“No more killing. It has to stop!”

“You sound ghastly, like some 90-year-old woman.”

“Guys, don’t take that food! We’re gonna get in trouble!”

“Fight ‘em! C’mon!”

“Smile so we can make a good impression.”

“We each need to find our own inspiration. Sometimes it’s not easy”

“I finally get a bouquet and it’s a goodbye present. That’s depressing.”

“Life is suffering. It is hard. The world is cursed. But still, you find reasons to keep living.”

“Sorry, it looks like you’re involved.”

“Oh, my baby! Are you all right? Are you emotionally traumatized?”

“Now I’m trying to look inside myself and find out how I did it.”

“Leave before it gets dark.”

“Once you do something, you never forget. Even if you can’t remember.”

“Cut off a wolf’s head and it still has the power to bite.”

“It’s all so familiar yet I know I’ve never been here before. I feel so at home.”

“Now I’m trying to look inside myself and find out how I did it.”

“I suggest you surrender. There is no ship coming to rescue you.”

“I had no idea that my rage could drive me to kill.”

“These days, there are angry ghosts all around us - dead from wars, sickness, starvation - and nobody cares.” 

“A heart’s a heavy burden.”

“Please! You must stop!”

“Well, well, well… hello kitty.” “You can’t be busy - you’re five!”

“So you say you’re under a curse? So what? So’s the whole damn world.”

“ I have really had enough of your incredible stupidity.”

“Lamebrain! They made an escape! Now step on it!”

“I didn’t want them to kill you.”

“It’s fun to move to a new place. It’s an adventure.”

“Welcome the rich man, he’s hard for you to miss. His butt keeps getting bigger, so there’s plenty there to kiss!”

“You shouldn’t be here! Get out!”

“He said Mom was ugly, now go get him!”

“Kill him and you’ll be famous.”

“I’ve seen him do this once before when a girl dumped him.”

“S/He’s alive. There goes that dream.”

“That was the night I died.”

“I’d rather be a pig than a fascist.”

“You don’t remember your name?”

“Don’t be afraid, I just want to help you.”

“Poor kids. I’ll really miss them.”

“I don’t fight for honor. I fight for a paycheck.”

“ No, No, No! Don’t do this! Help! Help! Crazy lady with the shovel!”

“She was once quite beautiful, so I decided to pursue her, then I realized she wasn’t, so then, as usual, I ran away.”

“You’re in love. Don’t deny it, you’ve been sighing all day”

“She never woke up again.”

“You blubber heads! I’m not runnin’ a luxury cruise! Now get to work!”

“Why does everything that’s good for you have to taste so bad?”

“Whatever you don’t want me to clean, better hide it now!”

“This is our little secret. You tell anyone and I’ll rip your mouth off.”

“I give up. I see no point in living if I can’t be beautiful.”

“If I lose my magic, that means I’ve lost absolutely everything.”

“ It’s… you’re scaring me. I have this weird feeling you’re going to leave. ”

“There’s a demon inside you.”

“Don’t get alarmed but I’m being followed. Act normal.”

“Don’t worry, I’ve got four-wheel drive.”

“This is what hatred looks like! This is what it does when it catches hold of you! It’s eating me alive, and very soon it will kill me!”

“Smooth. Very smooth. You definitely know how to make a good first impression.”

“Everyone fears their own mortality.”

“Play with me or I’ll break your arm!”

“I gotta get out of this place. Someday I’m getting on that train.”

“Wait give us a minute! This is clearly harassment.”

“Why do fireflies have to die so soon?”

“There you are, sweetheart. Sorry I’m late. I was looking everywhere for you.” 

“When you’re going to kill a god, let someone else do your dirty work.”

“Why did you stop me from killing her?”

“When I saw you, I just wanted to find a way to protect you.” 

“One thing you can always count on is that hearts change.”

“Tell me while you’re still alive!”

“This is a tomb for the both of us.”

“If nobody comes in, I’m gonna have to eat pancakes forever and be fat, fat, fat! And what am I supposed to do about that?”

“Even if you were a woman, you’d still be an idiot!”

“What do you say we give ‘em a little demonstration of how fast we can run, huh?”

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  “ seems to be so, “ he replied before breathing     outwardly && rubbing his eyes before looking     back to her.

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You cheated.

You’re supposed to be dead!

Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn’t believe the truth even if he told it to you.

I want you to leave and never come back.

I didn’t steal it, if that’s what you mean.

Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par… snip, parsley…

That’s not true. I am not obsessed with treasure.

 And really bad eggs. Drink up me ‘earties. Yo ho.

 No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade… the rum.

Why is the rum gone?

There’ll be no living with her after this.

 The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can’t do. 

I think we’ve all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.

 I want you to know that I was rooting for you. Know that.

A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!

If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.

 You need to find yourself a girl, mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You’re not a eunuch are you?

 I think it’d be rather exciting to meet a pirate.

Don’t do anything stupid.

No. I cannot just step aside and let you escape.

 You didn’t beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I’d kill you.

That’s not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?

Sticks and stones, love. I saved your life, you saved mine. We’re square.

Do us a favor… I know it’s difficult for you… but please, stay here, and try not to do anything… stupid.

Borrowed… borrowed without permission, but with every intention of bringing it back.

 Goes with your black heart.

I’m gonna teach you the meaning of pain.

You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?

Every decision you’ve made has only brought us from bad to worse.

Now as long as you’re just hanging there, pay attention.

 Even a good decision if made for the wrong reasons can be a wrong decision.

 And that was without even a single drop of rum.

Shoot him and cut out his tongue, then shoot his tongue! And trim that scraggly beard!

Sometimes things come back mate. We’re livin’ proof, you and me.

What? You’ve seen it all, done it all. Survived. That’s the trick isn’t it? To survive?

NOBODY MOVE! I’ve dropped me brain.

Up is down. That’s just maddeningly unhelpful. Why are these things never clear?

 I leave you people alone for just a minute look what happens, everything’s gone to pot!

We must fight… to run away!

Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past… one of you succeeded.

I have no sympathy for any of you feculent maggots and no more patience to pretend otherwise. Gentlemen, I wash my hand of this weirdness.

You may kill me, but you can never insult me. Who am I?

You’re in my way, boy.

I once sailed with a geezer lost both his arms and part of his eye.

MY peanut!

Advise your brethren. You can fight, and all of you will die… or you can not fight, in which case only most of you will die.

Cruel is a matter of perspective.

There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.

I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungilli!

I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what’s inside it!

If you don’t want it, give it back.

I’m deeply flattered, son, but my first and only love is the sea.

 My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

Do you fear… death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare, all your sins punished?

Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different?

you mistrust me? Listen, you can mistrust him, trust me.

You look bloody awful, what are you doing here?

‘Ello beastie.

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                                                       I’ve had a LONG DAY , 

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