Sorry, I'm a Leo.

The moon has known me all my life

this is the most comforting thing I’ve read so far in 2018

This is beautiful and heart breaking

My gay heart

I don’t think straight people even understand we have this fear

Does anyone else have a “customer service autopilot” mode? Like the devil himself could walk in and I’d still say “hi there sir, how are you? Love the horns!”

me, jaywalking and making direct eye contact w the car driver that’s barreling toward me: kill me u coward

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

grandpa got game

anyways time is fake and nothing is real i’m just living my life from one halloween to the next

one time when I was only a few weeks old my mom tripped on a sidewalk while holding me and without a scrap of gymnastic experience did a full 360 tuck-and-roll somersault landing perfectly back on her feet and i didn’t even get a scratch and anyway all i’m saying is that sort of powerful protective instinct and split second reaction time in a moment of crisis is genetic and inherent so that’s why it’s ok if i use my phone in the bathtub

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

Never let what someone’s “been through” be an excuse for treating you like shit.