i love not being heterosexual

me: wow this is fucked up vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :| me: vagina no vagina: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

do you ever feel the need to ask someone if they still want you in their life because it always feels like they don’t care about you or that you are bothering them.

i don’t get it omg

who the fuck is party cannon they’re the true rebels here

This is beautiful.

“Hello! This song is called,’Every Man Thinks He’s Entitled to My Vagina If I’m Nice to Him.’ [screeches] 

THANK GOD SOMEONE KNOWS BECAUSE I SWEAR TO GOD WHEN I SHOW IT TO PEOPLE THEY THINK IM BRAGGING

instead of ‘gay friends’ can we say homiesexuals 

THIS IS THE BEST PICTURE I’VE SEEN

why cant i lose weight as easily as i lose friends

only punks can see this reblog if youre a punk