mildly pleasant trashfire

Truly one of the all-time great launch photos.

Reporting that he plans to shower at the gym due to the bathtub being left “absolutely disgusting,” local man Michael DiCanio expressed annoyance Thursday that his wife had inconsiderately left the apartment’s only bathroom a total mess after giving birth to their first child. “Jesus Christ, there’s afterbirth everywhere! I never had this problem when I lived with a guy,” said DiCanio, frustrated that he would now be late for work just because his wife didn’t have the common courtesy not to leave the drain clogged with her placenta.

I can't post my students' work, but I can share any submissions you send to me. As of this moment, the Unusual Outdoors Extra Credit assignment is now open! Guidelines are as follows:

Take a picture of yourself outside doing something unusual. This includes creative and novel activities that are appropriate for the public and do not break any laws.*

No photos you've already taken. You must come up with something new.

I will respond to entries in my inbox or submissions. I cannot guarantee responses to anything reblogged from this post.

Be creative. Have fun.

Extra credit will be given in the form of good vibes and bad puns.