lacking enthusiasm

reblog if ur a fuckin piece of shit

I can’t believe people can get the point across with crackers.

it got better

*receives my 5th carrier pigeon this week* iOS 9.3.1 is available for update please plug in your device and connect to the wif- *straps a letter on his foot that reads “remind me later” and sends him on his way*

i prefer guys who make small dick jokes about themselves over guys who make big dick jokes about themselves

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”

my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was “this is very high”

I hope you get a good night’s sleep

I won’t

suck a dick

suck a heart instead

my heart is broken

shut up hold my hand

i can only hold ur hand in my dreams

write shitty poetry and vagueblog

love yourselves

suggestion blogs communicating with each other using their strange and specific aesthetic

reblog a post where many different suggestion blogs offer different suggestions and offer your own suggestion that tumblr user freeingeileen befriend tumblr user comemorningslight

I have never seen a series or film where two characters share a first name but this happens all the time in real life.

It’s called Heathers and it doesn’t end well.