overly specific suggestion

military orders but given in the form of the song “if you’re happy and you know it”

give a spider all your cash

take the second left and pull up to the blue house. deliver the envelope

AS A MAN email your lesbian quidditch captain. invite them to dinner. look at hir boobs

name your cat “piglet”

regret

don't trust john. trust timmy. he's purple

start a smellysuggestion blog

propose marriage to your third cousin twice removed's college roommate

vacuum grandma sue's living room carpet Thursday afternoon

focus the third light on the apron pipe to the center of lighting area A4

put your right foot in. put your right foot out. put your right foot in

never be satisfied when your sister marries the man you’re in love with and he becomes president of the united states

go to East Amana, Iowa