rileygoldsteinsâ:
   âThis is gonna sound uh, a bit WEIRD to ask but â could you taste this for me? I canât tell if it has alcohol in it or not and honestly Iâm trying to stay away from alcohol because I donât need the whole Weasley-Potter-Delacour-whomever the fuck family see me drunk. Plus, one of my cousinâs just waiting to make me a meme and thisâll give her the perfect ammo. So, yeah, if you could please try this that would be super awesome.â
âTaste it for you? Youâre right. It does sound weird but Iâma give you the benefit of the doubt because I trust you. However, Iâm not sure why you are at a birthday party like this trying not to act up in front of the clan-- you donât have to be drunk to make a meme. --But fine, I guess Iâll taste it just for you.â


















