let's run away

  "My brother ran away…" 

Oh Luke...Are you ok? Do you want me to help you try and find him?

Well if I give you some what am I going to get out of it?

One of my charming smiles. 

  My sexuality is hecka.

I'm not sure if I'm familiar with the 'hecka' sexuality.

  Who said you were a lady?  Who said I liked ladies?

I say I'm a lady. And I never said anything about your sexuality but hey, I don't discriminate.

"Well, this has been a eventful few months.."

Enlighten me.

"Bottoms up."

Well if you're going to drink, at least offer the lady some.

  No. I was thinking pinks, darker blues, purples, browns, and greens. Maybe a little red.

Ok...Alright, I trust you.

  I definitely do. Besides, with your color palette, I would lean more towards spring or autumn colors.

So...you're going to use dead leaves and murky weather as an inspiration for my new look?

  Blue eye shadow is for baby prostitutes, so definitely no.

  Oh yay! A complete makeover! Not that you need one, but still. I’ll have fun dressing you up.

Alright, Alright. I have one rule though; no blue eye shadow? I'm not sure I want to look like a peacock. 

  Now, are we talking about sexy lingerie stuff or like a dress type thing?

If the guy I'm talking about wants to see me in lingerie, I wouldn't need much clothes in the first place...