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WITH CHAOS & LOVE, ODIN’S MUNIN, I’M FOUND.

indie bloodhound from apex legends. written by teddy. 18+ only. 

// some flirty memes !! pretty much intended for sapphic muses / male muses @ ladies, but feel free to change any pronouns or wording to suit your needs !!  some may be slightly NSFW

THE FLIRT:

“ what’s a pretty girl like you doing in a place like this anyway, hey ? “ 

“ let loose, have some fun with me. “ 

“ do you want me to flirt with you ? “ 

“ haven’t seen a girl like you around here in a long time. “ 

“ you sure are a sight for sore eyes. “ 

“ you know you love me. “ 

“ you’re fuckin’ gorgeous. “   

“ who cares about professionalism ? the heart wants what it wants. “ 

“ maybe - or maybe I just want a pretty lady to tend to me. “ 

“ don’t deny it, you like seeing me come in here. “ 

“ do you taste as good as you smell ? “ 

“ what’s going on in that pretty little head of yours ? “ 

“ I bet you’re thinking about me when you lay in bed at night, hey ? “

THE ONE BEING FLIRTED WITH:

“ did you just come here to flirt with me ? “ 

“ you again, huh ? I think you come in here just to flirt with me. “ 

“ i’m almost positive this is meant to be a professional relationship. “ 

“ I like doing my job. I highly doubt flirting with you is a part of that. “ 

“ are you always this forward ? “ 

“ you are far too flirty with me. “ 

[ accidental ] - your muse sends an accidental nude photo

[ deliberate ] - your muse sends a deliberate nude photo

[ tease ] - your muse teases my muse in public

[ undress ] - my muse starts to undress your muse

[ guide ] - my muse guides your muse’s hand to where they would like them

[ attention ] - my muse gives attention to an area where yours is insecure

[ more ] - my muse begs for more

[ strip ] - my muse performs a striptease for yours

[ slap ] - your muse slaps my muse

[ watch ] - my muse watches your muse masturbate

[ caught ] - my muse getting caught

[ grind ] - my muse grinding on your muse’s thigh

[ edge ] - your muse being edged by my muse

[ embarrass ] - my muse getting embarrassed by something in the middle of sex

[ record ] - my muse recording a video for your muse

[ audio ] - your muse sends a recording of their moans

[ wake ] - your muse wakes my muse up by going down on them or fingering/handjob

[ pin ] - your muse pins my muse down or against the wall

[ fantasy ] - my muse describes a fantasy with your muse

THE COMFORTED

“Hey, look at me, it’s not that bad.”

“Stop pouting, I’ll be okay.” 

“That stings!” 

“I’m so tired of eating soup.” 

“”I thought the hospital was supposed to have jello.”

“This IV itches. When am I getting it out?” 

“When are you going to let me out of bed?” 

“I can walk just fine!” 

“You’re making a big deal out of nothing, it’s just a scratch.” 

“I know you’re freaking out, but I’ve had worse.” 

“Ow. I missed you, too.”

“You’re squeezing me too tight. I can’t breathe.” 

“It feels worse than it looks- No, wait-”

“Hey, watch where you’re poking that thing!”

“I think I’m falling asleep.”

THE COMFORTER

"Stay with me. Just breathe.” 

“Will you just sit still?”

“You need to drink this.” 

“I know it itches, but you have to stop messing with it.” 

“Let me help you to the shower.” 

“How’s the pain? Scale of one to ten?” 

“Oh god, you’re actually alive.” 

“You’re freezing.” 

“You really don’t need to be on your feet right now.” 

“You’re only going to make it worse by not resting.” 

“No, you can’t drink wine!” 

“I know you’re used to doing everything yourself, but I’m here now.”

“You’re not fine!” 

“Stop pretending that any of this is okay. It’s not.”