Funky Town

hamlet, pray tell, what the fuck

It is your moral responsibility to throw bricks at cops and buy underwear with a cute little bow on the front

Thankyou for your service

Still feels weird that the same band made "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" and "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"

It's like if Smash Mouth and Fall Out Boy were one band.

The Offspring are honestly a contender for the funniest punk band ever, made even funnier by the fact that Dexter Holland is pushing 60 now and has a PhD in virology.

The hook from "Come Out And Play" was created because Dexter Holland was doing lab work and did, in fact, have to keep certain petri dishes separated while disinfecting them. So he kept saying "gotta keep 'em separated" to himself while working, and it stuck in his head so badly that it made it into the song.

A role model for all of us indecisive people who want to do and try anything and everything.

britain gay as fuck for naming a town “man chest”

Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes

what if a bear fucked me…

people will do/say the kindest thing you’ve ever witnessed then be like Sorry if that’s weird :(

love is everywhere brother. do not apologize for this