Cool Dog Bro

theres like a guarantee that if someone’s url ends in “course” or “discourse” theyre an asshole

I fucking hate this

Steven Universe is so funny can you imagine being born and inheriting your parents war crimes

i see myself in third person :)

rotate that camera around so I can see that pretty smile

im horny but like horny to cuddle

you’re lonely

he’s your new roommate!

Young, dumb and full of gum

gum stays in your body for 7 years and i eat a lot of it

That’s actually a myth! If you went digging through your yummy shits you’ll find chewed gum looking about the same as it did when you swallowed it!

my whats? 

This is the post that cost Verizon 1.1 billion

Due to personal reasons I’ll be going feral