good tea, nice house.

i’m admittedly enthralled with the idea of the universe’s most mediocre god being just, casually obsessed with a balding ship captain. the comedy of that. i’m dead

“we’re gonna make this Being just absolutely in love with picard and we’re hardly going to bring it up. this is a good decision” and it was

Q’s like “what is this? just some middle aged guy? damn. that’s preddy cool tho....👀” like sir you have God Powers

The moral of Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home was “we have to take care of all the world’s creatures and keep them from going extinct because what if one day a big mysterious alien tube turns up and the only thing which can convince it not to destroy the earth is an animal which went extinct years ago” which is like, a weird way to deliver a message about conservation but it sure is compelling. 

these are the voyages of the starship enterprise, its ongoing mission: fuck around and find out