CAR

Me at the convenience store blowing my paycheck on candy

Gays doing math

Wow she really needs to shave her legs

im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism

I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.

i literally said what it was

this post is such a fucking mess

Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm

i literally said i was a man already why is this still happening

FUCK silverfish

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

where do you think the name came from

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

>implying endermen aren’t real

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

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This post has created a damn Mandela Effect bc this never happened and yet ppl are reblogging it saying they remember it

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

Next crystal i buy will be a bloodstone

This is what a wizard mumbles to himself angrily after every time he has to deal with Comcast support

Florence: *holding Hozier by his neck* you can release this EP but if I catch you stealing marigolds from my side of the lake again-

bored might fuck around and get jaundice