Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde are fighting.

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

makes me so sad when my friends refuse to pirate things and insist on paying for a streaming service EVEN when i offer to do it for them or teach them. like pleaseeee i have a vpn i have a plex server i can get you whatever you want. don't buy disney+ i can be your little poob i have it for you.

I have a headache because I'm a bad person

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

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