ใ ค๐นโ โ ๐ ใ ค YAN! EDDSWORLD X READER | BAD ROOMMATES AU ๏น๏น gn! reader ๏น๏น ๏น๊
&& . ใ คใ คin which you โ after being sidelined and named ใ คใ คใ คใ คใ คas the normie of the group (actually, you weren't ใ คใ คใ คใ คใ คeven part of the group) โ suddenly capture their ใ คใ คใ คใ คattention after one particular night at your job. If ใ คใ คใ คใ คใ คthis had happened to you years ago, you would've ใ คใ คใ คใ คaccepted their care with open arms and maybe ใ คใ คใ คใ คใ คshed a few tears but now? You were far too tired ใ คใ คใ คใ คใ คand too concerned about your job.
ใ คใ คyandere behavior, angst, hurt/comfort ใ คใ คใ ค(eventually), being left out of the loop ใ คใ คใ คthat it low-key makes you crazy, mental ใ คใ คillness, suicidal themes (not explicit), ใ คใ คใ คcanon-typical gore, canon-typical ใ คใ คใ คใ คใ คviolence, potential for OOC .
ใ คใ คใ คใ ค๐ต .ใ คOPEN FOR ASKS ๐จ !!
ใ คใ คfor those interested in the au/concept, ใ คใ คใ คyou may ask (because I need to write ใ คใ คใ คsomething, anything would be okay like ใ คใ คgenuinely like omfg it's so dead in here)
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WOAHHH your lastest eddsworld post was lowk kind of mind blowing waaaaaaahhtttโ honestly never really thought of the four guys' dynamics that way and LIKE IT MAKES SENSE???? PUZZLES CLICKED AND ALL THAT
I CAN KEEP GOING!!!!!!
Nortsworld au time (aka my version of EW)
Edd and Tord's dynamic works in a very similar way, but its a mutual acceptance of each-other's different Genres. Edd is someone who the world revolves around, Tord is someone who takes that and uses it to his advantage. Anything Edd believes is true? Anything that affects Edd is law? Perfect. He can do anything he wants. Edd is his best friend after all!
Tom and Edd's dynamic is actually funnier because Edd KNOWS that Tom's physics are different to everyone else's. Tom getting hurt won't affect him after a few seconds, he'll be fine. He's a slapstick cartoon so anything that he needs to test out its on Tom.
"Why does Tom let Edd do this but not Tord?" well this isn't TORD'Sworld is it? but that leads me into my next point:
Anything that Edd finds funny is probably going to be canon. BUT, and here comes MY headcanon plotline for WTFuture. Tord is testing the limits. He's secretly building this army and finally the Robot he's been working on in The End. He's testing out the physics of the world over and over on Tom, bullying him bc its funny, and every time Tom is fine in the end. Edd finds it funny!
(Imo Tord's also trying to bring out the rage demon but thats for science) (DONT WORRY I'M GETTING TO MATT HANG IN THERE MATT FANS)
Slowly through The End, Edd's laws are broken. Tom leaves, Edd's not having fun, and of course: Matt's Face is hit. Tord is pushing the laws aside and bypassing them. Pushing them to the limit.
But in the end, Tord (or clord depending on whatever theory you like i'm still debating in my head so put a pin in that one) Takes his robot that he's been hiding and says to Edd that they aren't friends. Edd doesn't like that. Suddenly the laws are broken. "Tom" is dead, Matt's face is hurt, Before anything can happen, Matt jumps in and derails the laws of Eddsworld again.
Matt consistently challenges Edd's laws and flippantly goes against them. He's the cause for a lot of events that happen, he's a catalyst. So when he derails Tord's grand escape after breaking the laws of the universe, Tord has to recuperate. This wasn't according to his plan! He didn't plan on it! So the universe slowly fixes itself, it was Jon who's dead, Matt's face is healing up, Edd is having fun again, and Tom is back and strikes that final blow on Tord's robot.
To summarize: Tord pushed Edd's Law, the world was shifting in Tord's favor, Matt stops it, and Tord fails. Edd didn't like it after all!
OKAY TIMESKIP
WTFUTURE TIME!
Tord has won, everything is in his favor, Matt and Tom now have serious video game cod physics that i mentioned in my previous post, and Edd has lost control of the world.
The ban on Cola was the final test of that. If Tord could ban Cola, that means Edd no longer has control.
But then in WTFUTURE, when edd goes back in time, its still his world. and it plays out exactly how Edd's Law works! Future Edd can't catch them because Edd doesn't want him to! And then the world glitches and F!Edd gets a taste of cola again. The Law is back.
When Future Tom and Matt come back, Matt's face is "fixed" by Edd and Tom's cartoon physics return (when the light pole falls on him after Susan's death)
Finally, Who stops Tord's future from becoming a reality?? Who's the one who saves the Law from being tampered with again?????
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bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?
not really a request! just saw ur tf2 post and uhhh about went a lil feral at the mention that u may consider writing for the characters? ๐๐ love ur content so much pls pls if u choose to write for tf2 i will be in ur debt- ๐
no pressure tho pls write what u wanna! love ur blog!!!
I really like the idea of the power imbalance that could come from a victim who can't use the respawn machine; especially if everyone else on the base can. The isolation that comes with being a new member of the team that already has years of chemistry, knowing that assassins don't exactly get an HR for interpersonal conflicts on the job site, anyway. You're more vulnerable, socially and physically. If a Pyro decides to light you up, you're permanently dead. Even if you manage to kill someone, they'll just come back a few minutes later.
Maybe Medic or Engineer saying it will only take a week or two until your respawn is available (and "delaying" it more and more, simply because it's funny to watch). Pauling calling you and saying they're not planning to give you respawn until you manage a higher killstreak.
Everyone in the base is a sadist. They probably don't even like you, let alone feel deeper emotions when they all nearly kill you during off hours.
It's probably only after months of constant near misses that one of the members starts to think of just how far they could take your desire to stay alive. Your respawns still not up, so you're not in a position to say no...
OR, for your consideration: someone on the other team realizing you don't have a respawn because there isn't a version of you on their team. Spy is probably the first to pick up on this (maybe Medic is a close second) since keeping a level head and multitasking is his job description. He knows you're vulnerable. And then it just becomes fun to try to single you out every round.
&&. Imagine going back to a fandom after 3 years because of one episode hahahahahahahaha hahahaha... Ahem .
&&. sickfic, can be read as platonic or romantic, yandere behavior if you squint likeโreally squint, fluff, light angst . cross posted on ao3
Being strapped to your own bed was certainly a way to start your day. The previous night, you maybe had a teensy tiny fever. Just a pinch really. You may or may not have been mass exposed to a vat of nuclear waste at work, but you're alive and breathing.
Sure, you coughed the next morningโso many times, and yeah perhaps your body temperature was worryingly high, but you pulled through by swallowing a crap ton of garlic.
You swore you were fine.
Your roommates didn't seem to think so.
So now you were here, strapped onto the mattress, a wet piece of folded fabric settled on your forehead.
"Tom, I'm fine." You croak out.
Tom cringed, "No. You aren't. Stop lying to yourself."
"I'm already lying against my will." You deadpan.
Tom laughed plainly, each 'ha' a flat staccato as he narrowed his eyes at you. "Wow. You are SO hilarious." He said sarcastically.
You huffed. "I know I am." You mused, unable to control a smirk.
"Yeah, yeah, you stay there, I'll go get Matt." Tom said as he stood up, already heading for the door.
You hummed curtly. "Sure. Not like I can go anywhere else..." You grumbled as you turned to glare at the ceiling.
Great.
Maybe the others had finally went ahead and bought pills for you. You couldn't stand the sight of medicinal syrup. No. Ew. They all tasted horrible. Especially the vanilla ones.
...but knowing who your roommates were, you really couldn't rely on themโฆlike at all.
And so for the first time in a long time, you started to pray to the one(s) above for patience and strength, and that you'll get this over with already. Goodness, you could already sense the footsteps of impending doom. May the lords spare you from your roommates' patronizing comments and that godforsaken syrupโ!!
"Who's ready for a sticky mediiii???"
Oh god.
You gulped with dread as you watched Matt approach with a face that looked far too happy to see you in such a state. "Please no..."
"Nuh-uh-uh!" Matt tutted, clutching the syrup of despair right in front of your face, barely sparing you the terror. "Don't think we haven't noticed you wandering about so sluggishly these past few days, sister-mister. You've been worn down by that nasty job of yours no doubt."
You huffed, offended. "My job is NOT nasty, thank you."
โIt so is nasty. I mean look at you!โ He gestured to youโwhichโwow? Rude? You looked fine! Pale, perhaps, but fine.
โHey, I look fantastic!โ You retorted, โNo one on earth could possibly pull off looking like a corpse like meโฆin a good, sexy way.โ
Matt twirled the spoon. โLast I checked, you aren't Edward Collins,โ he said, doubtfully.
โThat's because he's not a corpse, he's a vampire.โ
Matt blinked. โOh yeahโฆwell, nonetheless, your job sucks.โ
You blew a raspberry in response.
As much as you appreciate Matt's concern, you really didn't appreciate the way he was low-key disrespecting you, or how he was waving the spoon at you like that.
Like ew.
The way it hovered over you like a slithering snake waiting to bite you. You could already imagine the syrup's rancid coppery taste, oh god. Oh god you weren't ready. OH GOD.
"Couldn't you have brought any pills with you insteadโ" You were immediately cut off by Matt's fingers clamping your lips closed.
"Tut-tut-tut. Shhhhhhh.. I'm helping."
You stared up at him incredulously, waiting for him to let go of your lips; but he began to open the bottle instead OH FUCKโOH GOD HE'S OPENING THE BOTTLE.
HELL NO. NO NO NONONONONONOONONONONONONONOONONO
"WAAH!! NO NO NO NO YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! RELEASE ME! NOW! HELPPP!" You began to thrash in your restraints, shrieking and screaming bloody murder. It was enough to get your other roommates to barge into your room, curious about the noise.
Edd peeked in, his expression of concern shifting into one of amusement upon realizing you weren't in any real danger.
You, on the other hand, were merged with a stress response between fight or flight. Flight and Fightโฆffffff Flight (fl-ight haha).
"IT'S NOT EVEN THAT BAD!" You protested with all your might, pulling out all the strings for the slim chance of being spared from the cursed vanilla syrup. "I'M FINE! I'M TOTALLY FINE! IT'S JUST THE BLOODY NUCLEAR RADIATION FROM WORK! STOP STOP! GET THAT AWAY FROM ME!!! SCREAMS OF TERROR!!โ
"AH-HAH!" Matt jabbed his finger onto your forehead, a triumphant grin settling on his features. "So it is that job of yours!"
"Whaโwaitโ" You paused. You blinked. Once. Twice. Thrice. "Woah- Matt, wait, That's not what Iโ"
"AH-HAH!" Now it was Edd's turn to rejoice.
("The hell??? Since when did you get here???" You asked exasperatedly, you didn't even notice he was by the doorway.)
Edd bee-lined straight towards you, joining Matt on jabbing a finger onto your forehead whichโowie? Ow. "I was right! It was the radiation!"
You frowned at them both. "Yeah, thanks Captain Obvious, but it wasn't mainly the radiation you know? It could've been a...bunch of other things! Maybe I contracted the fever from my coworker."
Edd arched his brow at you, a smug smile on his lips. "From work?"
You nodded automatically. "Yeah from workโwait NO! Not what I meant! Gah!" You couldn't believe this issue popped up again.
Your roommates, bless their irritating hearts, seriously did not know how to mind their business when it came to your job. Sure, you GET where their concerns were coming from considering you worked at a power plant, but they've gotten to a degree where they've just been actively sabotaging your routine to prevent you from going to work...when they have no reason for doing so!
Okay. You'll admit. You're over exaggerating here. They're not ACTIVELY sabotaging, but they sure were taking your attention.
Plus, It wasn't like you were all close.
You lot were just people living under the same roof. You were not part of their odd friend group whatsoever. All the shenanigans they've gotten themselves into? You weren't in any of it. At all. (Which hurts your ego a bit.)
The only time you've maybe gotten involved was when the zombie apocalypse came; even then, you didn't join, not even when Tord became the undead twice.
So imagine your surprise when they began butting in whenever you were getting ready for workโฆor even during work. They were spamming your phone like crazy for odd errands and questions.
Stuff like:
Can u buy me a cola 12 pack ASAP? Thx
Have you seen my underpants? ๐
can u do me a favor and steal something for me, ill give uuuu ยฃ10
Hey I know youre busy but can I use your car pretty pls
Hey [N/n] we are going to hell, wanna come lol???
Can I use your facial cream? I'll return it I swear it's for something urgent ๐๐
Can I borrow ur crisps? thx
Yo we used your bed for our movie hope you dont minddd if itll get scratches or smthn
[Name] come back edd fell off the roof and we don't know what to do! ๐ญ๐ญ
Yo dude can you pick us up from the museum its rainingg
And many. Many. More.
Obviously, being the decent roommate you were, you compliedโat first. But the more and more they spammed you with texts, each one becoming more out of context and ridiculous by the next message, the more you were starting to think that they were doing this on purpose.
Old you wasn't far off on that guess.
And now here you were, strapped against your will, but at least the syrup wasn't openโฆyet.
โYou see,โ Edd began, lifting a finger like a freaking know-it-all, โthis is exactly why you should quit that job of yoursโฆ before you grow a third arm and start naming it.โ
Was Edd seriously going to lecture you about the cons of being employed right now? If so, wow, that's crazy.
โEdd, seriously, it's not that serious.โ You sighed exasperatedly, โSo what if Iโtotally hypotheticallyโlingered around nuclear waste for hours? It's just part of the job!...and I totally didn't do that! My job is completely irrelevant to the conversation!โ
โSounds convoluted.โ Tom joined in the conversation, somehow. You had no idea when he got in also.
โYour mumโs convoluted.โ You retorted back sharply, only to get ambushed via squeezing of the nose.
Uh-oh.
โJustice served.โ Tom whispered to you, right to your ear, all with a smirk. Your eye twitched. The bastard.
โฆbut DAMN IT! YOU LET YOUR GUARD DOWN!
You were forced to inhale through your mouth, a bad decision on your part since you were immediately force-fed (by Matt) with a spoon containing that DISGUSTING medicinal syrup. It wasn't like you could throw it up, not with your nose being blocked (by Edd).
You could only wrangle a nasally whine as you swallowed the slick, thick substance. Yuck.
Edd released your nose from its squeezed shackles, leaving a slight red hue on your flesh. You coughed, a few tears welling up in your eyes but you weren't gonna let them have the satisfaction of seeing you weak.
You cleared your throat, gagging slightly at the aftertaste. โThat was terrible. Never do that again.โ You seethed.
Edd flicked your forehead, โIf you hate it so much, then don't get sick.โ He scolded you.
โI can't help it if I get sick. It's not my fault that I've got the immune system of a goldfish.โ Your lips tugged into a pout, your eyes squinted at his audacity to flick you.
Edd scoffed. โObliviously. No oneโs immune system can handle being exposed to nuclear waste.โ
โSays you, green superman,โ You grumbled, โโand again! My job isn't part of any of this! Why do you keep bringing it up??โ You threw your head back against your pillow, as that was all you could do to express your frustration.
Edd sighed wearily. He loomed over you, his arms crossed, this time his face settled with a stern expression. โBecause every time you get sick, you act like it's nothing.โ
You rolled your eyes as you retorted. โBecause it is nothing.โ
โNo it isn't.โ Tom said quietly.
The room stilled.
You exhaled through your nose. You know, you would've appreciated the concern if not for the fact that you had been strapped to your bed against your will. And no, you aren't gonna stop mentioning that, they were stripping away your free will! (to lay in bed all day and rot until your sickness passes. Yes it's much worse but that's besides the point.)
Matt was the first to break the silence as he twisted the bottle cap back on with a concerned smile. โ[Name], to be fair, you look like you're about two seconds away from collapsing half the timeโฆand last week, you came home looking and smelling like a UKHSA violation.โ
You blinked. You honestly didn't expect Matt (of all people) to notice your antics, let alone compare it to something like that. If you had your hands free right now, you would've applauded him.
But your pride overpowers your astonishment.
โOh, c'mon. It wasn't that bad.โ You shot back.
Tom blinked at you, unamused. โIt is that bad when you come back coughing your lungs out,โ Tom muttered, arms crossed. โHonestly, I'm with Edd and Matt on this one. Your job is basically a side quest designed to kill you.โ
You groaned and glared at all three of them. โYou're all so dramatic. I get sick one time and suddenly everyone's acting like I crawled out of a sewer.โ
โOne time?โ Edd repeated, brows lifting. โYou had a fever last month.โ
โAnd before that, you lost your voice for three days,โ Matt chimed in.
โAnd before that,โ Tom added flatly, โyou almost passed out because you forgot to eat.โ
You opened your mouth.
Then closed it.
Damn it.
โThat last one was unrelated,โ You mumbled weakly, averting your eyes stubbornly.
Edd groaned, his hands waving and loosely gesturing at you. โSee? Exactly my point.โ
Edd really couldn't with you. He could hardly believe that someone was this stubborn, this hard-headed in the face of concern; but you just never cease to surprise him. Fuck, he just wants to grab and shake you back and forth to finally get you to see what you've been doing to yourself, but knowing you? You'd probably just brush him off, telling him to mind his beeswax.
He dragged his hand across his face before he went to flick your forehead again.
โOwie!โ You yelped. โStop that.โ
โBe worried about yourself for once.โ Edd said exasperatedly. โWe're bringing it up and we're going to keep bringing it up because we're worried about you, idiot.โ
For a split second there, Edd could've sworn he saw your eyes widen and soften; you immediately looked away before he could point it out though.
โYou guys sure are bad at worrying.โ Your glare lessened. Edd could count this as a win, no matter how tempting it is for him to bonk you on the head with a hammer to shatter your stubborn attitude.
โWell, sorryโโ Matt cut through Edd's contemplation of violence with a light, joking tone, โWould you prefer if we held your hand and wept dramatically over your fragile little bird bones?โ
You paused, shooting Matt a look. โFragile little bird bones?โ
โYou do have bird vibes,โ Matt shrugged. โTinyโโ
โโAm not!โ
โโangry, always pecking at people.โ
You frowned, baffled. โI do not peck at people.โ
โYou bit Tom once,โ Edd said.
โTwice.โ Tom corrected.
โThat was self defense.โ You quipped.
โAgainst what?โ Tom asked. โPuns?โ
โYou don't do good puns, you do one-liners.โ
โExcuse you, they're good one-liners.โ
โCertainly not funny ones.โ
โEy!โ
โOkay we're getting a little off topic hereโโ Edd butts in, sliding in between you and Tom, pushing both of your faces away from each other.
You laid your head back on your pillow, your face and temper seemed to be cooled down. But with frustration slowly fading away, a new feeling rose. Uneaseโฆand a migraine. You've never been in their presence for this long before...how long has it been since this started? A few minutes? Hours?
Either way, this was uncanny. Your weren't used to being stared at with that look of....gag...concern.
Your roommates watched as you awkwardly shuffled against the leather restraints into a more comfortable position.
Anyways, where were you? Oh right. Your job.
You looked back at them, your face looking firm. โBut seriouslyโฆYou guys can nag all you want, I can't just quit my job.โ
The room was enveloped by silence once more. Tom and Matt shared a look of disappointment.
Edd clicked his tongue, clocking an eyebrow. โWhy not?โ
You could feel your nerves start to tingle with heat. Raging heat. Simmering. Was he seriously not going to give up?
โUh? Because I need the money?โ You stated the obviousโsharply, โThat thing people enjoy having?โ
โWe have money!โ Matt said almost immediately.
You stared at him.
Tom stared at him too.
Matt glanced at both of you with a pout. โWhat? We do!โ
โYou can't just say 'we have money' like you're a cartoon billionaire handing out sacks with pound signs on them,โ You said in deadpan.
Matt perked up. โWe could get sacks with pound signs on them!โ
โFocus,โ Edd snapped.
โWow, you guys really aren't gonna stop biting my ass, huh?โ
โNot until you give us a good reason why we shouldn't.โ Edd huffed.
โฆWell fuck.
Your gaze shifted to your chest as you bit your cheek. โ...I don't know. I just don't like depending on people.โ You said quietly. You kind of hoped it went unnoticed, but luck clearly wasn't on your side seeing as the three shot up like meerkats.
You decided to find interest on the wall beside you as the trio glanced and murmured among themselves. Unfortunately, you weren't superhuman or mutated or possessed to have been blessed with super hearing to tell what they were saying.
It was probably something dumb and irrational.
And yeah, so what if you broke one of your walls down? You're sick for crying out loud! You can't control yourself.
Ugh! You hate this!
You hated laying here. You hated the medicine. You hated this godforsaken illness. And you hated the concern.
Tom was the first to break the silence. โThere's a difference between depending on people and letting people help you, you know?โ
You glanced up.
He looked as surprised as you when he said that, but he didn't back down. โ... Nobody's saying you have to quit tomorrowโโ
โโthough that would be much preferredโโ Edd piped in.
โโbut you have to understand that your job is clearly the number one factor inโฆโ Tom loosely gestured to your form, โ...this. Hah. Look, all we're trying to say is that if your job's making you miserable and sick all the time, maybe you don't have to cling to it like it's the only thing keeping you afloat.โ
You inhaled sharply.
Because the annoying thing was that he wasn't entirely wrong. (Oh you felt your ego cracking at the admission.)
Matt tilted his head, watching your face carefully. โOr just... let us help sometimes. You know we'd be there for you, right?โ He hesitated for a second, his smile turning smaller around the edges. โI mean, we're always asking you for favors. Kinda feels unfair that you never ask for anything back.โ
You physically had to reel back. Matt. Matt. Matt said THAT?! Narcissist Matt? The same Matt who'd shamelessly choose his own image over the well-being of others!? THAT MATT!?
You glanced at the others, relieved to see them share your shock.
Edd opened and closed his mouth, torn between showing his concern for you or commenting on Matt's concern for you.
Edd chose the former. He turned to you and placed a hand on your tied shoulder. โWhat Matt said. Weโre always asking things from you, aren't we?โ He chuckled, patting your shoulder. โDrives, errands, listening to us complain about stupid crap at two in the morningโฆYou do a lot for us.โ
โAnd you never ask for anything back.โ Tom added with a huff.
Eddโs brows pulled together as he stared right at you. Those brown-eyes of hisโฆcaring as they may be, they never fail to intimidate you. You stayed silent as he clutched your shoulder.
โSo maybe let us return the favor for onceโฆinstead of you knowโฆacting like you've got your life sorted out? You and I both know you don't.โ Edd chuckled lightly.
You blinked. You stayed silent, looking over all three of them. Their stares were like a weight on you, and like a beginner gym-rat, you couldn't hold it for too long.
โ...Fine.โ You said, begrudgingly.
The three cheered.
โBut if I ever do get sick again, I do not want that bottle anywhere near me.โ
โThat's negotiable.โ
That night, you managed to convince them to free you from the leather prison. You wanted to jump the moment you felt the fresh air embracing your skin as soon as you felt the clasps click open.
You weren't even gonna ask how they managed to strap you to the bed in the first place.
Freedom mattered more at the moment.
And for your first act of freedom? Laying on your bed with your phone of course! Like hell you were walking around with a migraine. Fuck no! You'd rather worsen it with blue light instead, the right way.
As you scrolled through your endless feed of content slop, a notification broke your trance. It was aโฆcash payment?
You opened the notification and was met with ยฃ100 to your bank account. It even came with a little note too.
Get well soon.
- T.
You stared at the screen for a full minute, trying to figure out who the hell even sent this gift. You only knew a couple of people with a name that started with a T, one of them being Tom. But you knew Tom enough to know that he wasn't the type to give people money outright. The opposite actually.
But going back to this sender, you wracked your already throbbing head because you just loved to torture yourself, trying to find out who this fella was.
It wasn't your coworkers (with whom had the initials of T), you don't even talk to them.
โฆSo who else?
Tord?
โฆ
โฆNahhhh.
There's no way. You weren't even close to the guy. You barely got to speak with him face-to-face before he leftโฆmaybe a couple texts here and there, but that was it. Purely transactional, as all roommates should be.
Well, whatever. Whoever this mystery sender was, you mentally thanked them as you immediately went back to scroll. Oblivious to the red dot on the corner of the status bar.
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