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we all have an imaginary relationship with our favorite celebrity don’t even lie and say you don’t

/sits up and shakes his head softly/ no, it's on january 12th. but close. and i'm not saying i don't believe you. it's just that you look so young. i thought you were going to be around my age. /chuckles/ 

18? /snorts a bit/ you're pretty close, actually. i was born in 1993 so i'm 20 years old now. i'll be 21 at the beginning of next year. and yes, my back is feeling much better now, thank you. /smiles and waves a hand/ you can stop now. and-- wait, you're going to be 28? /turns to look at you and narrows his eyes/ no way.

i know i know -smiles- okay then. it’s decided. when you needed just come and ask me and i’ll give you a lovely foot massage or face massage. though i would assume you’re too young for a face massage!

/chuckles/ what do you mean i'm too young for a face massage? i can still enjoy it, even if my skin isn't all wrinkled. how old do you think i am always? and how old are you, if you don't mind my asking?

GIRLS DONT READ this ones just for the fellas. only guys will get this one. bros you know when youre at the gym workin on your ‘toids to get big for the sports well OKAY I’m sure the ladies have stopped reading by now, so what’s their deal? how do I tell the girls I love them without having to talk? I’m scared