Kyra Söze's Shenanigans

A love song called 'Love: 404'

Out On A Promise

Humorous documentary where four single men are set up on dates with four beautiful supermodels.

Only we know that the men have been told that the models are rampant nymphomaniacs, and the models have been told that the men are rampant necrophiliacs.

Watch as the hilarious misunderstandings unfold!

Mojito Royale

The James Bond classic ‘Casino Royale’ as re-contextualised by a drunken 46 year old divorcee Kath Brewer and her hen party in Blackpool.

Co-Stars 'Turkish Barry' from the kebab shop as 'M'

Mice Design

The sad story of an architect (Gene Hackman) that decides to let a group of mice, with tiny pens tied to their little feet, design a new housing project in Dallas.

Will rookie builder Emilio Estevez stop this crazy plan in time?

Fucking hell! Who do you think I am? Uri-fucking-Geller?

Bonoman

A man gains rock star superpowers after being bitten by a radioactive U2 impersonator.

He then has to defeat the evil Dr Eno and his Coldplay-styled zombies from ruling the world via Oblique Strategies.

Swino

An alcoholic farmer (Pierce Brosnan) raises a piglet up on booze. When the farmer dies however, the pig runs amok in an absinthe fuelled rage, amongst the bars and clubs of the busy metropolis that is Essex.

‘The Daily Mail’ hailed “Swino” as; “…a pile of shit.”

So here’s some of the stuff I am planning to do here #MoviePitchMadness Imaginary films that are currently playing in my head

  #AnswersToUnknownQuestions They are answers To questions That we do not know

Also there’s probably going to be audioposts of me singing (badly) and my little cockney mouse voice.

  *DISCLAIMER*

I am a lazy cow so things may (will) go quiet from time to time.