kyofetus

-Dew did this one too many times, for me to belive there wasnt atleast a little intent behind it.-

The Vampire Lestat 3.01

+ honorable mention:

Some ground rules:

No music video stills, otherwise it would just be Ranking Lachryma Moments by Creature.

Spooky ≠ Creature. V is frequently spooky, and while Creature often includes Spooky, Spooky alone is not Creature.

"How could you not include [creature picture]?!" Well, probably because my heart is filled with hatred for you specifically. Or I forgor.

"Seriously though, why didn't you include, for example, the Rolling Stone photoshoot with the claws?" Because a lot of professional photoshoots have him specifically trying to look Creature, and effort automatically bumps it down in my regard.

And now, we rank.

#29

Low-grade Creature. Just so we have a baseline, you know?

#28

He looks more alarmed than anything, like a woodland animal who has been gently coaxed into coming near.

#27

Sassy. Displeased.

#26

It's like one of those treasure bugs from Dungeon Meshi.

#25

#24

The mouth and teeth.

#23

Unhappy Creature Posture.

#22

#21

This one isn't higher on the list because while he does look Creature, the lighting is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

In the interest of not making this an obnoxious wall of pictures, the rest are below the cut

So uuh, Ghost Chapter 25 huh😭

WHATEVER