Kylie Ann Freeman

"giant monster lady and her extremely supportive little husband who she and in fact most people could snap like a twig" and "giant monster guy who is actually very gentle and nonviolent and his pint-sized wife who can and will kick your ass" are both very important and bisexual tropes

that awesome moment when you finished reading a really good book and you see it at a store then you cunningly smile at it as if you had an affair with it.

#then you hover around it for a while #maybe stroke it #read the blurb

The horrifying thing is that this is true.

the start of every ghost adventures episode: if death and decay had a home address, it would be here, at The Murder House in Fucksville, Ohio