call me a safe bet

Does someone with a car and a license wanna drive me to an audition in Raleigh next week? I’ll pay for gas.

If you still need one I could do it, you don't have to worry about gas. 

I still haven't seen it, ugh, it feels like a deficiency. 

You’re gone and I’ve got to stay high, all the time…

To keep you off my mind.

Do you think the people in Starbucks even try to spell names right anymore? It’s probably more fun to see a person’s face when you manage to spell a three letter name completely wrong.

I guess I'm pretty lucky you can't really spell Kyle any other way... Why is everyone obsessed with Starbucks anyway?

I might have gotten a motorcycle.

How do you sound so casual? You got a motorbike!?

This character in Pokemon that's supposed to be like your helper to guide you through the game. In the animated series he acts a bit like he's addicted to crystal meth.

He's crazy though, totally unhelpful and literally doesn't know about anything. it's either that or he's stoned. Yeah I'll just give this ten year old boy a potentially deadly electrified animal that has been known to randomly shock people for looking at it wrong. Doesn't really scream mental clarity.

I honestly don’t remember shit about it? Like I remember the newest ones but season one—- uh.

I remember it vaguely? Like the songs and the main storyline but I thought I knew it better than the horrible voice acting and just general bad-ness that I've recently re-discovered.

Weekends are supposed to be anything but productive, I can’t believe you didn’t get the memo.

But i have no time to do English or anything before school. I will be asleep.

Why should you be pressured to do something productive on the weekend? They’re for resting your brainmeats, man! Doing nothing! Vegging and pigging out!

I'm being oppressed by the school system, by trig, by homework.

What are you doing with your life? Of all the things you could’ve cried over.

I am a Stark of Winterfell, you can't tell me what to cry about.

How many more pizzas do I have to do deliver before I can get a car? I hate my job.

Once you find a number I'll probably order all of them.