genki girl ★

It was. It was the best time of my life. Well, not exactly, but yeah. Has anything changed at school while I was gone?

Why are you doing our politically conservative high school’s shamefully outdated fight rap?

Class blows. All I need to know about the universe is that I'm at the center of it.

Oh…Is…Is that a song?

Not a real one. But a totally cool one!

Oh, haha, he's a character from the show Community. I was watching it like nonstop while I was out sick.

  Look at you. What a come back.

I know, I'm on fire. Put your team in a box, put a ribbon on top, we're not John Kerry 'cause we don't flip flop! Say ooooh!

Nah, it's Troy's politically conservative high school's shamefully outdated fight song. Bing, bong, your team's Al Gore 'cause your views are wrong.

I want to steal someone’s kid and make them come back home with a puppy. Or, you know, a fully-grown dog.

Are you going for mean? Because I think that's just creepy. But kind of cool, maybe.

Haha, aw. I'm sorry, that's gotta suck on some level. At least she's not making you watch like... The Notebook or something equally cheesy! Are you any good at singing at least?

No, fortunately. Doesn't make me any less pissed about it, but... still. It's about respect here.

Farr, I have n’ idea what that is.

It's just a little figurine. I mean, it shouldn't matter so much, but ugh she keeps acting like nothing I like matters. I'm gonna go break some of those stupid porcelain dolls she has with their stupid creepy eyes.

People who sleep late tend to have a higher IQ. That I did not know.

Good thing I just woke up then!

I only saw the last half of that movie, and it was pretty good. Wait, how many times have you seen it so far? Is it like... back to back showings? Is she making you sing with her too?!

Your mom broke your what? What the hell is a Gokai Green figuart?

It's a figurine. Green Gokaiger. Sentai stuff. Point is, it was my favorite, and she just breaks it and says "oh I'll take you to toys r us to get another one." One, I'm not twelve, I don't need you to accompany to a toy store of all places. Two, unless the toy store is in Tokyo, I highly doubt I'll find the damn thing there.