Kyleigh Mason

Maybe you should use your time better, then? 

Well everyone has a better social life than I do.

The sad thing is, I'm not going to disagree with you either.

That’s so cheesy though. Cute, I guess, but really really cheesy.

It was cheesy, but it was adorable... So I gave him my number.

Are you implying that I tampered with your car?

Whoo, I’m so excited! We’re gonna have the best time. After all, it’s Vegas, baby!

Yes we are, but not too much fun because I don't want to end up like everyone else. 

I can’t judge you. If you like it, you like it.

Ryder. I. Don't. Like. It. Gosh its so gross.

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Are you going to call your boyfriend ‘daddy’?

I thought we went through this, Ryder, of course I'm not. That's, like, incest. 

She calls all of her boyfriends ‘daddy’.

Well people did that before her, but I suppose she did make it more popular. 

I blame it on Lana Del Rey.

Why do you blame it on her? Lana is my queen. 

That’s sweet. It’s nice to know there are still some decent guys out there.

Yeah he was nice, unfortunately he lives in New York City, so the likes of us ever meeting again would be slim to none. 

What did you say? 

I was at a loss for words, but I gave him my number and then we walked for a little while. 

I don’t know. Finding a ‘Daddy’ is the new frontier.

Ew, you did not just say, 'Daddy'. When girls call their boyfriends that it makes me gag. 

Wait—-how old is he? Is he 35?

Ew, I don't go for old guys, he's 22 years old. Why would I give a 35 year old my number?

He stole it from me.

Oh did he now? I think you only wish he stole it from you. Welp if he did steal it from you, it worked becuase I totally gave him my number.