Ask Kyle Broflovski

Well, he’s not around for much longer, classes start up again this week so he’ll have to head back to Denver. I am gonna miss this dork.

S: Ooooh the psycho bitch??

K: Oh, yeah. We’re together.

S: What? What!

S: These are from the same person.

K: How do you see that?

S: They’re all right next to each other.

K: No. This one’s from your dad, dude.

S: ...why.

S: Bro.

K: Bro...

K: We’re adorable in any way.

K: …I’m…not really sure what you’re asking. Like- do I get more freedom since I’m not living at home? I guess? I was definitely combative about rules as a little kid, so my parents were good about giving me space as a teenager. Nothing much’s changed besides maybe how I treat them. I definitely call my mom to just talk a lot more than I used to. 

K: And, that’s part of growing up, realizing your parents are just people who probably made mistakes while they raised you, asserting your independence then choosing to come back together on more equal ground.

K: and…I didn’t know I was sticking to my morals by not making up relationships with my friends…the internet does plenty of that on it’s own, but it doesn’t bother me unless it’s the only thing in my inbox or it gets explicit. Most of it’s innocent and harmless. People can be really invested in romantic relationships, and that’s fine if it gives them something to occupy their minds or inspiration to make art.

K: Honestly, if I could start a ‘ship war’ with my 5 active followers I would wanna watch some people fight.

S: No starting wars.

S: They applaud you.

S: What’m I supposed to tell them? ooh~ Animal Science~

S: I’m already wearing my internship.

K: They just wanna know your plans.

K: Gross dude!

Probably that he’s always there for me no matter what.