~Born to Make History~

listen bub, i may not know what the hell I’m doin here but I cannot believe you haven’t grabbed her boobs yet

Wait. Wait, are your pants still on?? How in the ever-loving FUCK–

…I’m not sure that mean what I think it means.

All right, we got hands on hands on hands. Where all my hands at? Hand check, everybody!

someday im either going to have to make shit up or try something new, and I am not known for that second one.

But if I use this line here I can never use it again………

this is completely unrealistic. Someone says that to me and I will laugh in their face.

…I wonder if I can still salvage this if I make her laugh in his face

nope that totally killed the mood, the mood is cold and dead and decidedly un-sexy, go bACK

Is that … plot?? In MY PORN ?!??

I’m pretty sure people don’t bend that way. Or maybe it’s just me? Maybe I’m weird and everyone else bends that way.

*takes a six-hour-long crash course in anatomy to confirm that they do not, in fact, bend that way*

god i hope the ending writes itself because if i’m being honest with myself, i got nothin.

does my face look nonchalant enough to do this in public?

THINK ABOUT POLITICS

can anyone see my screen? what if I angle the screen this way, is that weird? ugh yes it’s totally weird everyone knows omg i can’t do this i have to go home

On the one hand, she deserves some good cunnilingus OK? but on the other hand I do not want to write it

*giggles* i can’t type that!

i HAVE to type that.

Let’s see, how many times have I used the word “cock”? …And how many times is acceptable?

What sort of warnings do I need to put on this?

Holy crap, people DO bend that way.

*blushing furiously*

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